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This is a very secret recipe/document, handed down from Little Firefly, to Sacred Squirrel via Little Bumblebee1, couriered thru
Dickey McPussy with help from Scooter and Cableo, and finally treasured for an eternity by Spud (The Super Slippery Scarecrow)
First, I have to get a coffee bean tree, so I go chop a Brazilian dumbasses head off and steal his coffee tree, then I take ******'s butt and I take my coffee tree and shove it up her ass and push the branches up until they stick out of her mouth. Then I shove it in the ground and plant it, then I slice ******'s boobs open, throw out the silicone bags, and rip off her nipples, so her boob milk will give my tree all the necessary EFA's and nutrients.
When I harvest my beans, I pick them and put them all in a tub, and then I rip ******'s body off the tree and wad it up in a ball, and set it on fire, then I roast my beans, usually by the time her body is burnt up, the beans are perfectly roasted. Then I take the roasted beans, and stick them in *****'s coober and then take my hands and mash her coober until all my coffee beans are perfectly ground, then I put them in my coffee machine. Now instead of water, I take *****'s boobies and milk them into my machine, and brew it up, and out comes a rich creamy coffee that yields 6g protein per fluid ounce.
Dickey McPussy with help from Scooter and Cableo, and finally treasured for an eternity by Spud (The Super Slippery Scarecrow)
First, I have to get a coffee bean tree, so I go chop a Brazilian dumbasses head off and steal his coffee tree, then I take ******'s butt and I take my coffee tree and shove it up her ass and push the branches up until they stick out of her mouth. Then I shove it in the ground and plant it, then I slice ******'s boobs open, throw out the silicone bags, and rip off her nipples, so her boob milk will give my tree all the necessary EFA's and nutrients.
When I harvest my beans, I pick them and put them all in a tub, and then I rip ******'s body off the tree and wad it up in a ball, and set it on fire, then I roast my beans, usually by the time her body is burnt up, the beans are perfectly roasted. Then I take the roasted beans, and stick them in *****'s coober and then take my hands and mash her coober until all my coffee beans are perfectly ground, then I put them in my coffee machine. Now instead of water, I take *****'s boobies and milk them into my machine, and brew it up, and out comes a rich creamy coffee that yields 6g protein per fluid ounce.
