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GoldenDelicious
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so, i was in the gym the other day (take a photo!! woowoo!! 
) where i usually work out alone, and i decided to work in with some buddies of mine (who were obviously dropouts from both spotter school and clown college) and i was again reminded just why i stopped working out with other people, and switched to exercises that wont kill you if you need a spot...
anyway, i was watching one of my buddies being spotted by the other on the bench press (bench press/shrug station ) and i swear, all i could think about was how close the spotters putrid, disgusting, sure-to-be-gangrenous salty ballbag was to my other buddies forehead 
...im not bullshitting either, i was in a sick trance, and did a full on JerseyArt and imagined all those sweating men naked, with their moldy balls hanging next to each others faces and looking at how sweaty both of them were, i thought of sweat droplets and wanted to hurl my guts up
so anyway, i said to the guys that i might just move on over to the dumbbells as usual, and just maybe get a spot there...since its an incline bench, there was no chance of two little rambutans plopping onto my forehead while i was repping away. aaaaaaaaaaanyway, i grabbed the 99lb dumbbells as usual, and started my set, shaking my head at my buddy when he motioned whether or not i needed a spot - so anyhow, he figured he'd count out my reps (why the hell do people do this? who the hell loses count anyway?) and, instead of realising that 99lbs is a reasonable working weight for an incline bench, and realising that i was doing about 8, starts counting like a moron and, when he gets to 6 (when i start having difficulty) mimics The Count from Sesame Street and says "six...mwuha ha ha ha"
and of course i crack up and drop the weight
AND the mofo got between me and my reflection at least twice
moral of the story: dont use spotters with jam covered balls. mofos will kill your workout
) where i usually work out alone, and i decided to work in with some buddies of mine (who were obviously dropouts from both spotter school and clown college) and i was again reminded just why i stopped working out with other people, and switched to exercises that wont kill you if you need a spot...anyway, i was watching one of my buddies being spotted by the other on the bench press (bench press/shrug station
) and i swear, all i could think about was how close the spotters putrid, disgusting, sure-to-be-gangrenous salty ballbag was to my other buddies forehead ...im not bullshitting either, i was in a sick trance, and did a full on JerseyArt and imagined all those sweating men naked, with their moldy balls hanging next to each others faces and looking at how sweaty both of them were, i thought of sweat droplets and wanted to hurl my guts upso anyway, i said to the guys that i might just move on over to the dumbbells as usual, and just maybe get a spot there...since its an incline bench, there was no chance of two little rambutans plopping onto my forehead while i was repping away. aaaaaaaaaaanyway, i grabbed the 99lb dumbbells as usual, and started my set, shaking my head at my buddy when he motioned whether or not i needed a spot - so anyhow, he figured he'd count out my reps (why the hell do people do this? who the hell loses count anyway?) and, instead of realising that 99lbs is a reasonable working weight for an incline bench, and realising that i was doing about 8, starts counting like a moron and, when he gets to 6 (when i start having difficulty) mimics The Count from Sesame Street and says "six...mwuha ha ha ha"
and of course i crack up and drop the weight AND the mofo got between me and my reflection at least twice
moral of the story: dont use spotters with jam covered balls. mofos will kill your workout
when was the last time you worked out again? 
