Sorry guys, Jessica Alba

[manny78]

I love the reactions.

No one cares that's she's knocked up and to have a bastard child by some guy she can't decided whether or not to date. (Oh wait that's the new norm isn't it..)

People only care to speak of her looks.

As long as we all know what's important.

The new norm.... almost. And not really different from those soccer moms having kids with "Joe wannabe CEO" who's working 80-90 hours a week and barely sees his kids anyway.

 

[aaron_everette]

I tapped it back in the day. Nothing to brag about though.

 

[BNG]

Why don't their Moms, Dads, agents, etc. point it out to these women that getting preggers & fat is way bad for their career, and they should go Greek if they feel the need for barebackin'?

 

[manny78]

Why don't their Moms, Dads, agents, etc. point it out to these women that getting preggers & fat is way bad for their career, and they should go Greek if they feel the need for barebackin'?

She probably got told that but on that specific day her pooper was most likely out of service due to massive "burritos grande" eating leaving the front door as the only option.

 

[javaguru]

She probably didn't want to take birth control pills because one side effect is weight gain...lolllollolll...

 

[MichaelScott]

dam i liked that

 

[ceo]

I love the reactions.

No one cares that's she's knocked up and to have a bastard child by some guy she can't decided whether or not to date. (Oh wait that's the new norm isn't it..)

People only care to speak of her looks.

As long as we all know what's important.

yeah, little bastard kids are the norm these days...but not if you really have your shit together!!!!!!!




On the flip side, maybe she really wanted a kid (cuz pregnancy isn't hard to prevent) and didn't want to wait too long (who knows what kind of medical issues she may have?) and just wanted this guy as a sperm donor but not marriage material. She has a lot to lose ($$$$$) and I'm sure she doesn't want a K-Fed of her own.

 

[nefertiti]

She probably didn't want to take birth control pills because one side effect is weight gain...lolllollolll...

Birth control pills make my boobs grow almost a half a cup size bigger...Fuck, I'd take them if I went a year without sex.

Anyone who thinks JA is a dime a dozen is nuts. I've never seen a girl, in person, as gorgeous as her, and I lived in Austin and chapel hill for a while, two good looking women hot spots.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Well, I love jessica.

 

[jnevin]

She's hotter than hell. LOL @ everyone saying she's average. Post up your wimmens.