Sooooooooo...

[slat1]

I have only had sex with one girl since August, I rarely drink and I have not been in a fist fight in a long time (other than at work where I have probably had 30+ since August. Since I get paid for it I don't count it).
I feel like such a commoner. My life is so boring.

Someone get drunk, beat the shit out of some asshole and bang a stripper for me!

 

[slat1]

BTW. The one girl is my gf.

 

[needtogetaas]

ok

 

[Gymgurl]

Come on over...we will get drunk and have sex...my hubby will come home and beat the shit out of you and then the police will come and you will be arrested...hows that

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

BTW. The one girl is my gf.

Sounds like you're getting old.

 

[slat1]

I am trying to stay on the good side of the law these days... which leads to the fact that, yes, I am getting old!

 

[needtogetaas]

I am trying to stay on the good side of the law these days... which leads to the fact that, yes, I am getting old!

thats it now i am getting drunk tonight.
I dont wanna gro up.lol

 

[Gymgurl]

You are old lol...but I am older

 

[Dial_tone]

Come on over...we will get drunk and have sex...my hubby will come home and beat the shit out of you and then the police will come and you will be arrested...hows that

throw in a tazing and you've got a deal. I've only boinked one girl this entire year (ytd), I had 2 margaritas last nite and i've never been in a fight in my entire life....gotcha beat.

 

[Gymgurl]

And a tazing....I might pay to watch that...it's gonna take alot of juice to get you down....

 

[EnderJE]

Sheesh, next thing you're going to talk about mortgages and 401Ks.

 

[Cutiebaby]

nothing wrong with that!

 

[DieselGunz]

bro doing the right thing is not boring believe me.

 

[needtogetaas]

bro doing the right thing is not boring believe me.

true bro.in the long run you just feel better.

 

[tinytank]

slat bro, its now 4.40am here im back from a big night out, cant remeber that much. exept this lanky pice of shit, around 6,8. came over to me on the dance floor(5,2) and like half slapped me and pushed my face away. so as soon as he was 2 steps away, i pritty much jump and grab him by the back of the neck and thrown him to the ground, the fucking pussy fell like a sack of shit, then like all my mates held me back before anything happend. dang no pussy though. and i spent like 100 uk bucks that sucks man , im away to bed peace out.

 

[DieselGunz]

slat bro, its now 4.40am here im back from a big night out, cant remeber that much. exept this lanky pice of shit, around 6,8. came over to me on the dance floor(5,2) and like half slapped me and pushed my face away. so as soon as he was 2 steps away, i pritty much jump and grab him by the back of the neck and thrown him to the ground, the fucking pussy fell like a sack of shit, then like all my mates held me back before anything happend. dang no pussy though. and i spent like 100 uk bucks that sucks man , im away to bed peace out.

reminds me of your post the other night about going out

 

[-SD-]

I will do 2 out of 3. not bad

 

[tinytank]

reminds me of your post the other night about going out

yeah totally, spending money, getting no pussy, and getting in fights seems to be something im getting into huh ? damit i need to change my ways.. well at least get more pussy anyway.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah totally, spending money, getting no pussy, and getting in fights seems to be something im getting into huh ? damit i need to change my ways.. well at least get more pussy anyway.

looks like you caught my disease through the innernet...get a virus scanner, see if it goes away

 

[tinytank]

looks like you caught my disease through the innernet...get a virus scanner, see if it goes away

basterd !