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I get into work and I check my Aol Instant messenger and I have this message sent Saturday night from one of my hottest friends Erin..

____
get your ass out here and come to an erotic club with me and my hot friend. we're half naked
___

god damnit!!!! why didn't she txt msg my cell phone or call me???

grrr
 
Lestat said:
I get into work and I check my Aol Instant messenger and I have this message sent Saturday night from one of my hottest friends Erin..

____
get your ass out here and come to an erotic club with me and my hot friend. we're half naked
___

god damnit!!!! why didn't she txt msg my cell phone or call me???

grrr
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EIG alter
 
Lestat said:
I get into work and I check my Aol Instant messenger and I have this message sent Saturday night from one of my hottest friends Erin..

____
get your ass out here and come to an erotic club with me and my hot friend. we're half naked
___

god damnit!!!! why didn't she txt msg my cell phone or call me???

grrr
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aol im on ur phone bro.... use it
 
i bet
 
sawastea said:
LOL

Sounds like a usual night for me.
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Thats why they made you a Chairman bro...think about it...StickFigure, Pintoca, Whiskey, etc..those guys don't get laid either.

Another EF conspiracy unfolds before our very eyes.
 
jack_schitt said:
Thats why they made you a Chairman bro...think about it...StickFigure, Pintoca, Whiskey, etc..those guys don't get laid either.

Another EF conspiracy unfolds before our very eyes.
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wow.. that is a good observation!!
 
jack_schitt said:
Thats why they made you a Chairman bro...think about it...StickFigure, Pintoca, Whiskey, etc..those guys don't get laid either.

Another EF conspiracy unfolds before our very eyes.
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You can edit this post after Friday!! :verygood:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
You can edit this post after Friday!! :verygood:
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how do you think it will start out? oral first? or straight the the deeep dicking... 3rd input as well?
 
Lestat said:
how do you think it will start out? oral first? or straight the the deeep dicking... 3rd input as well?
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Stick will pass her a note..."Do you like me? YES NO (check one)"
 
Lestat said:
how do you think it will start out? oral first? or straight the the deeep dicking... 3rd input as well?
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thats ok, stick said hes gonna post a vid for us to see he isnt lying. but he wont have to edit the length since it will only be a 2 second clip. i doubt he even gets his pants off before he finishes....
 
no they will go out and stick will get drunk and pass out on her ..she will end up doing it by hand ...and they will both have the best time they have ever had
 
jack_schitt said:
Thats why they made you a Chairman bro...think about it...StickFigure, Pintoca, Whiskey, etc..those guys don't get laid either.

Another EF conspiracy unfolds before our very eyes.
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To be fair, though, Pintoca has a kid. There's good odds that he got laid at some time.
 
jack_schitt said:
yo brutha!
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im feeling my youth evaporating like water in the Mojave.

I went drinking with PBR saturday night and i still feel like shit.

I use to have better recovery time.

and to add insult to injury, we lost an hour this weekend.

spring forward my fucking ass.
 
bigmann245 said:
thats ok, stick said hes gonna post a vid for us to see he isnt lying. but he wont have to edit the length since it will only be a 2 second clip. i doubt he even gets his pants off before he finishes....
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Oh bigmann...No videos. sorry hun!!
 
Lestat said:
how do you think it will start out?
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Probably with a lot of crying and begging. :D

Then after Feisty wipes his tears away and helps him blow his nose, she will let him touch her boob. He will, at this point, laugh uncontrollably like a little school girl. She will then slap him for creaping her out. That concludes the foreplay portion of the evening. Stick will then put a condom on but have to take it off soon after and tie a knot in the end coz it is too big. Feisty will flip through the catalog while he does this. So Stick now has something which resembles a balloon animal at a kids party and judging by the long strand of drool hanging from his chin, he is all ready to go. Feisty assumes her usual position for a night of passion with Stick, which means the crash position. As Stick's little butt goes like a jack rabbit, Feisty sees whether that blowse in the catalog comes in blue. A few minutes later and Feisty is in absolute heaven --- the blowse does come in blue. Oh and Stick popped his nuts 5 minutes ago, fell off the bed and the balloon animal went shooting around the room. pppppffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt !!!!
 
Kakdiesel said:
im feeling my youth evaporating like water in the Mojave.

I went drinking with PBR saturday night and i still feel like shit.

I use to have better recovery time.

and to add insult to injury, we lost an hour this weekend.

spring forward my fucking ass.
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I hear ya bro...I'm burnt too. Another long weekend minus and hour. Why doesn't some unknown force of the universe just kick me in the balls and just let me suffer for a few hours instead of days?
 
c00per said:
Probably with a lot of crying and begging. :D

Then after Feisty wipes his tears away and helps him blow his nose, she will let him touch her boob. He will, at this point, laugh uncontrollably like a little school girl. She will then slap him for creaping her out. That concludes the foreplay portion of the evening. Stick will then put a condom on but have to take it off soon after and tie a knot in the end coz it is too big. Feisty will flip through the catalog while he does this. So Stick now has something which resembles a balloon animal at a kids party and judging by the long strand of drool hanging from his chin, he is all ready to go. Feisty assumes her usual position for a night of passion with Stick, which means the crash position. As Stick's little butt goes like a jack rabbit, Feisty sees whether that blowse in the catalog comes in blue. A few minutes later and Feisty is in absolute heaven --- the blowse does come in blue. Oh and Stick popped his nuts 5 minutes ago, fell off the bed and the balloon animal went shooting around the room. pppppffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt !!!!
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:FRlol:


That was just sooooooo wrong!!!!!! :worried:

K for you!!!
 
c00per said:
Probably with a lot of crying and begging. :D

Then after Feisty wipes his tears away and helps him blow his nose, she will let him touch her boob. He will, at this point, laugh uncontrollably like a little school girl. She will then slap him for creaping her out. That concludes the foreplay portion of the evening. Stick will then put a condom on but have to take it off soon after and tie a knot in the end coz it is too big. Feisty will flip through the catalog while he does this. So Stick now has something which resembles a balloon animal at a kids party and judging by the long strand of drool hanging from his chin, he is all ready to go. Feisty assumes her usual position for a night of passion with Stick, which means the crash position. As Stick's little butt goes like a jack rabbit, Feisty sees whether that blowse in the catalog comes in blue. A few minutes later and Feisty is in absolute heaven --- the blowse does come in blue. Oh and Stick popped his nuts 5 minutes ago, fell off the bed and the balloon animal went shooting around the room. pppppffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt !!!!
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I think we need a picture to represent the meatup. lol
 
jack_schitt said:
Thats why they made you a Chairman bro...think about it...StickFigure, Pintoca, Whiskey, etc..those guys don't get laid either.

Another EF conspiracy unfolds before our very eyes.
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HEY!!!

I do get laid

ocasionally, like, from time to time, you know?
 
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