Sometimes I'll be by myself, and piss in a beer bottle just to pretend like I'm Lloyd Christmas. Whatever Harry.

[bran987]

will anyone else be honest?
you're all liars.

 

[bran987]

I'm a mod?

I'm a mod!

 

[Mr. dB]

What do you do if you fill the bottle and there's still more to come?

 

[bran987]

What do you do if you fill the bottle and there's still more to come?

That's when things really get fun!

At home.

By myself.

 

[Sanel27]

Re: Sometimes I'll be by myself, and piss in a beer bottle just to pretend like I'm L

That's when things really get fun!

At home.

By myself.

Sounds depressing........

 

[bran987]

Re: Sometimes I'll be by myself, and piss in a beer bottle just to pretend like I'm L

Sounds depressing........

Nah, I've found there's a really strange happiness in solitude. Even when you think you're in love. It's like you're alone to do all the things that would really make you happy, without the person you love imposing all of their platitudes on the situation.

I know platitude isn't even a word that makes sense in that situation, and therefore it's my tribute to jerseyart.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

I was at this bar about a month ago the one bathroom is down a long dark dark hall and I had to bounce as my ride was outside chilling. I was still drinking and my buddy covered me in front of me and I just pissed the empty cup and set it down.

 

[bran987]

I was at this bar about a month ago the one bathroom is down a long dark dark hall and I had to bounce as my ride was outside chilling. I was still drinking and my buddy covered me in front of me and I just pissed the empty cup and set it down.

there ya go!

 

[biteme]

When I was in the second grade, I got left behind in the classroom as everyone went to a play. I went into the corner of the classroom and took a piss on the floor. I have no idea why I did this. Maybe the thrill of getting away with something?? I only pissed a little.

 

[bran987]

When I was in the second grade, I got left behind in the classroom as everyone went to a play. I went into the corner of the classroom and took a piss on the floor. I have no idea why I did this. Maybe the thrill of getting away with something?? I only pissed a little.

wait that's different? I don't think that's legal. red card on your former 7 year old self. lol