sometimes I wonder why I still have a job

[HappyScrappy]

Today at lunch I sat at a table full of women of varying ages. The oldest is over 60, and the youngest is 23. There were about 8 of them there.

One of them is "Mary" - she is over 50.

She told some long boring story about driving and McDonalds and Foxwoods and how her daughter isn't gonna go shopping because of school and some meeting... blaaaah blaaah blaaah.

I had noticed a solid 5 to 10 minutes had gone by without me talking, which just isn't how things work in my world.

So I shook my head and said "Mary, Mary... why you buggin'?" in a serious voice.

She had no clue what I was talking about, so I had to try explain to her how Run DMC fit into the changing music scene over the past 2 decades.

I guess she just wasn't into it, so I just went back to eating my lunch and she kept a wary eye on me the rest of the time I was there.

Good times. I smell a raise a comin'.

(I would like to add that at least I didn't comment on "needin' her huggin'")

 

[beastboy]

The real question is....would you hit it?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Geez...I get a wary eye without even speaking.

 

[slickdadd]

This is my work environment for the past 2 years. The age gap is at least 30 years amongst everyone else and me. Plus I'm of a total different upbringing. And, I must reiterate, I'm a centaur.

 

[HappyScrappy]

The real question is....would you hit it?

Probably. She isn't really my type - but she always looks kinda pissed off all the time. Something about her reminds me of Paula Abdul. Except older.

 

[Nathan]

I'm dying Happy. I'm dying.

 

[beastboy]

Probably. She isn't really my type - but she always looks kinda pissed off all the time. Something about her reminds me of Paula Abdul. Except older.

At least you won't have to worry about birth control.

 

[HappyScrappy]

At least you won't have to worry about birth control.

as if I ever worry about it.

my sperm have to be all kinds of fucked up.

I mean, just karmically (sp?) looking at it, I'm gonna have some fucked up kids.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I'm eating peanut butter and honey and nonfat Belfonte blueberry yogurt.

 

[notoriousQQ]

oh yeah, the pb & h is on wheat bread.

and, would somebody please bump HS's threat about "making de poopsey" I don't have time to find it in between eating and posting.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Hell, it sounds like you work for NOW organzation or Oxygen. Are you that pussy-whipped?

 

[HappyScrappy]

you guys suck.

I'm on a CKD diet.

after my workout tomorrow I can start pumping carbs into me.
anally.

although I'm rethinking the CKD and will likely switch to an Isocaloric with regular refeeding periods.

or maybe I'll just give up eating and see what happens.