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Something you may not know about me.

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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I'm 35.

I have a wife and 2 kids.

I trained my German Shepard dog and obtained a Shutzhund b title that we trained together for 2 years for.

I like fast cars.

I know JH1
 
Turd Ferguson said:
I'm 35.

I have a wife and 2 kids.

I trained my German Shepard dog and obtained a Shutzhund b title that we trained together for 2 years for.

I like fast cars.

I know JH1
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let me tell you something, I care, a lot

I love you
 
Now lets play a game called 'JH1 tells something about Turd Ferguson he probably doesn't want you to know'

I gracefully 'hooked' Turd up with a girl that was a friend of a girl I happened to be doing at the time - and the girl that Turd got ended up being what is known as a 'Gusher'. For those of you that don't know - they are girls that get REALLY wet and soak the bed, seat, whatever they are on when you get them going..

He checked her oil in his car, and she came back into the bar to get her keys with her pants soaking wet. Turd later sold that car - partly because it had the stench of her on it after she soaked the seat.

True Story.

And for that, he paid me back one time by sending me home with two girls that wanted to get crazy. They weren't exactly hot, but it was two chicks at the same time.

I think he got the short end of the stick on that.
 
Turd Ferguson said:
I'm 35.

I have a wife and 2 kids.

I trained my German Shepard dog and obtained a Shutzhund b title that we trained together for 2 years for.

I like fast cars.

I know JH1
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I say we have a St. Louis Meet-Up.......

You, JH1, and myself......

:)

p.s. no stinky cars involved
 
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pitbullstl said:


I say we have a St. Louis Meet-Up.......

You, JH1, and myself......

:)

p.s. no stinky cars involved
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The Project is coming to STL on sat to do a lift comp at Eagle Gym. The Ranger also said something about meeting up with a couple of EF member in STL soon too. Odd.

Not sure if they are going to the same event. I won't be lifting in any events anytime soon - unless it is a comedy routine.
 
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jh1 said:


The Project is coming to STL on sat to do a lift comp at Eagle Gym. The Ranger also said something about meeting up with a couple of EF member in STL soon too. Odd.

Not sure if they are going to the same event. I won't be lifting in any events anytime soon - unless it is a comedy routine.
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You, myself and Turd....all live here.....so we could arrange a meet-up any old time.....I'll be at a wedding in Dallas this weekend.....and I'm leaving for Bike Week the following week......so I'm thinking March.......

Kinda pissed I'm gonna miss the parade this weekend....
 
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pitbullstl said:


You, myself and Turd....all live here.....so we could arrange a meet-up any old time.....I'll be at a wedding in Dallas this weekend.....and I'm leaving for Bike Week the following week......so I'm thinking March.......

Kinda pissed I'm gonna miss the parade this weekend....
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Don't remind me... I have to work with Turd. He is a thorn in my side... :D
 
JH1-

Damn bro- I did not know you were in the STL - that is where the gusher I know is from... give me a first or last name bro....
 
Becoming said:
JH1-

Damn bro- I did not know you were in the STL - that is where the gusher I know is from... give me a first or last name bro....
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I am in the STL for sure. Obviously Turd is as well. Where are you from?

You'll have to get a name on the gusher from Turd, I don't remember her name at all. In fact, I don't remember the name of the girl that I was doing much less the girl that Turd was doing.

I do know another gusher that lived in STL for awhile though - her first name was Twyla (SP?). My old room-mate used to have to lay towels down on his bed before he got her going.... several months later she tried to hop on this, I wasn't having it. Nasty.
 
JH1- Bro Twyla was definitely not her- maybe they are more commone than we think....

I went to HS in STL bro- out in westcounty, but I was all over back then... that was like 10 years ago now... Loved it there- awesome place to live...
 
Becoming -

We are around the same age, I went to highschool in South County. I live out in Westcounty now though.

Hopefully Turd will be able to remember the girls name. Unlikely it was the same girl though, she was pretty young and if this was 10 years ago she couldn't have been more than 14 10 years ago my guess...
 
jh1 said:
Becoming -

We are around the same age, I went to highschool in South County. I live out in Westcounty now though.

Hopefully Turd will be able to remember the girls name. Unlikely it was the same girl though, she was pretty young and if this was 10 years ago she couldn't have been more than 14 10 years ago my guess...
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JH- I went to Parkway west- in chesterfield/ballwin (no we weren't rich - but lived somewhat by a lot of rich peeps) grad from there in 93.... so if she was 14 was definitely too young for me....
 
Well... turd is going to get one hell of a kick outta this tomorrow when he gets to work. He HATES that story... but I love to tell it.

He is married now, and hates it even more. He'll probably tell some completely depraving story about me in retaliation for this... Lift Chief will probably eat it up....

If he gets to honrey, I cut off his internet access. Friggin AssMonkey...
 
Becoming said:


JH- I went to Parkway west- in chesterfield/ballwin (no we weren't rich - but lived somewhat by a lot of rich peeps) grad from there in 93.... so if she was 14 was definitely too young for me....
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Did you know some skank named Kelly.....she graduated in 93 or 94......huge tits, big dork.......???? She lived off of Clayton just west of Baxter....???
 
pitbullstl said:


Did you know some skank named Kelly.....she graduated in 93 or 94......huge tits, big dork.......???? She lived off of Clayton just west of Baxter....???
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LOL - Pittbull - I knew lots of skanks named kelly!
 
jh1 said:
Becoming -

We are around the same age, I went to highschool in South County. I live out in Westcounty now though.

Hopefully Turd will be able to remember the girls name. Unlikely it was the same girl though, she was pretty young and if this was 10 years ago she couldn't have been more than 14 10 years ago my guess...
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The gusher was Keri, your girl was Kate. They had another friend named Tiffany I think. They all clamed to know Jenna Jameison too.
 
I played soccer since birth and all the way through to college. I may coach someday but never will play again.

I play a lot of golf now and am a 8 handicapp.
 
Turd Ferguson said:


The gusher was Keri, your girl was Kate. They had another friend named Tiffany I think. They all clamed to know Jenna Jameison too.
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Damn dude... you have a good memory. You're right about Keri and Kate. Holy SHIT. I thought my memory was good.

I remember the Jenna Jameison bullshit too... I had forgotten. They were just trying to act like sex kittens that were willing to be playfull in order to get us in the sack...

Those were some serious tramps.

Good times.

LOL@ Becoming and PitbullSTL - Pitbull - I still know a Kelly that lives in clayton that matches that description. While attending college at UM Columbia, she earned the nick-name 'Dirty Kelly' She is still cool with the nick-name and we even refer to her as DK to her face. She is a cool girl, but think of her as a sister. She does hook me up with cute friends when I am single...

:D
 
jh1 said:
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LOL, hilarious.... if I ever get a chance to visit STL we will have to meet up....
 
jh1 said:


Damn dude... you have a good memory. You're right about Keri and Kate. Holy SHIT. I thought my memory was good.

I remember the Jenna Jameison bullshit too... I had forgotten. They were just trying to act like sex kittens that were willing to be playfull in order to get us in the sack...

Those were some serious tramps.

Good times.

LOL@ Becoming and PitbullSTL - Pitbull - I still know a Kelly that lives in clayton that matches that description. While attending college at UM Columbia, she earned the nick-name 'Dirty Kelly' She is still cool with the nick-name and we even refer to her as DK to her face. She is a cool girl, but think of her as a sister. She does hook me up with cute friends when I am single...

:D
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Blonde hair Kelly??? Pierced Nose???
 
pitbullstl said:
Blonde hair Kelly??? Pierced Nose???
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Holy shit- short or long hair?- I think It was the girl 3 houses down... she was a real dork early in HS, then got nose peirced, big giant tatas (still was a dork tho)....didn't knwo what was up with her later in HS tho... shit, I am trying to remember her last name..... I will pm you if I think of it....

I was concentrating on chicks farther away (didn't piss in my backyard)

There was a real hottie named Erin Br.... (I was fixated on when I was a sophomore, she was a senior) at my hs that got all skanked out - maybe you ran into her in the club biz... good dancer, boyfriend gave hre the clap when she was a sr.... he was a real loser....
 
Becoming said:


Holy shit- short or long hair?- I think It was the girl 3 houses down... she was a real dork early in HS, then got nose peirced, big giant tatas (still was a dork tho)....didn't knwo what was up with her later in HS tho... shit, I am trying to remember her last name..... I will pm you if I think of it....

I was concentrating on chicks farther away (didn't piss in my backyard)

There was a real hottie named Erin Br.... (I was fixated on when I was a sophomore, she was a senior) at my hs that got all skanked out - maybe you ran into her in the club biz... good dancer, boyfriend gave hre the clap when she was a sr.... he was a real loser....
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Okay... it's not the Kelly I know. DK doesn't have a peirced nose.

But I must know - Pitbull you work in the Club Business? hehehhhahah... PM me with the name of the club. I have spent alot of time in the night clubs in STL and I know most of the big movers in the club biz....
 
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