Something positive for smurfett

[Deleted member 33117]

Well Friday night is almost upon us. I saw a cute couple holding hands, smiling and walking a dalmation puppy just as I was carrying in my groceries a few minutes ago.

 

[Lumberg]

I totally think of Smurfy whenever I see a happy, cute couple.














of boobs

j/k about the last part.

 

[Smurfy]

hahahaha

aww shucks you guys

BBFmaybe you could help Jerky through this. He needs ass-istance.

 

[KillahBee]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As soon as that couple walks in the door the chick is going to start screaming at the guy cause he didn't help her put the groceries away. Then, he will kick the dog in a fit of anger and call her a daddy's girl bitch. She will promptly call him an asshole and run intothe bathroom crying in screaming. He will then punch the wall and put a hole in it and yell at a closed door for several minutes while she just balls on the toilet. After about 15 minutes or so, things will get quiet and he will start apologizing to the door and she will open the door and they will hug and watch tv and fall asleep on the couch. Wake up tomorrow. Repeat.

 

[Smurfy]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As soon as that couple walks in the door the chick is going to start screaming at the guy cause he didn't help her put the groceries away. Then, he will kick the dog in a fit of anger and call her a daddy's girl bitch. She will promptly call him an asshole and run intothe bathroom crying in screaming. He will then punch the wall and put a hole in it and yell at a closed door for several minutes while she just balls on the toilet. After about 15 minutes or so, things will get quiet and he will start apologizing to the door and she will open the door and they will hug and watch tv and fall asleep on the couch. Wake up tomorrow. Repeat.

I think you need to break it off with this girl> Hate to see you go on living life this way. There is so much more out there trust me!!

 

[KillahBee]

I think you need to break it off with this girl> Hate to see you go on living life this way. There is so much more out there trust me!!

No, no, no - that never happened to me - it was "a friend".

 

[Smurfy]

No, no, no - that never happened to me - it was "a friend".

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhh <wink> , OK <wink wink>. Well, then your "friend" <wink> needs to dump that biotch <double wink> if you know what I mean <wink>

 

[KillahBee]

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhh <wink> , OK <wink wink>. Well, then your "friend" <wink> needs to dump that biotch <double wink> if you know what I mean <wink>

I'll tell "him".... I don't know how to wink.

 

[Smurfy]

I'll tell "him".... I don't know how to wink.

I can do all sorts of funny facial maneuvers. Ask Lummy.

 

[Carmen]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As soon as that couple walks in the door the chick is going to start screaming at the guy cause he didn't help her put the groceries away. Then, he will kick the dog in a fit of anger and call her a daddy's girl bitch. She will promptly call him an asshole and run intothe bathroom crying in screaming. He will then punch the wall and put a hole in it and yell at a closed door for several minutes while she just balls on the toilet. After about 15 minutes or so, things will get quiet and he will start apologizing to the door and she will open the door and they will hug and watch tv and fall asleep on the couch. Wake up tomorrow. Repeat.

damn.. nowonder you cry when you orgasm... tough childhood?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Killahbee, after carefully reading your post, and examining every aspect of what you typed, I'm sure she is cheating on you. Kick her cheating ass to the curb, orb.

 

[gonelifting]

lol

 

[Scotsman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As soon as that couple walks in the door the chick is going to start screaming at the guy cause he didn't help her put the groceries away. Then, he will kick the dog in a fit of anger and call her a daddy's girl bitch. She will promptly call him an asshole and run intothe bathroom crying in screaming. He will then punch the wall and put a hole in it and yell at a closed door for several minutes while she just balls on the toilet. After about 15 minutes or so, things will get quiet and he will start apologizing to the door and she will open the door and they will hug and watch tv and fall asleep on the couch. Wake up tomorrow. Repeat.

Wow and I thought I was bitter.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

I was joking you freaks. Am I so funny that my brilliant comedy gets confused with reality??





Alright - it was a cat, not a dog in real life.

 

[Scotsman]

I was joking you freaks. Am I so funny that my brilliant comedy gets confused with reality??





Alright - it was a cat, not a dog in real life.

Damn I still have the crown for being the bitter one.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

Damn I still have the crown for being the bitter one.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I don't know - we should have a bitter-off one day, bor.

 

[jerseyart]

Killah

I already told you bitch, we're not friends

Do you actually cry when you orgasm?

WTF?

 

[KillahBee]

You don't?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yeah... doesn't everybody cry after they cum?

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah... doesn't everybody cry after they cum?

word homie. these cats is amateurs.

 

[Carmen]

Yeah... doesn't everybody cry after they cum?

only if it gets in my eye.