something i did that will make you mofos laugh

[GoldenDelicious]

ok, so, a while ago, there i was, in the mall, looking pretty good i have to say (but not as good as today, because really, back then i was a semi fat bastard and kind of looked like a bullfrog compared to today...BUT i still looked good, because if i didnt include looking good in my stories, i wouldnt tell them )

anyway, there i was, in the mall, and i see this girl that i knew (who was really attractive, and i had a little something with) walking just up ahead of me. so, just to be a smart arse (just for something different ) i walk behind this girl and the man she was walking with, and gently put my fingertips against her buttocks - five fingertips on her right buttock, and five fingertips on her left (dont you mofos start arguing whether a thumb is a finger or not, its a finger, so shush) and walk like that, fingertips to pert, pink skirt clad bottom, for about 25 metres, smiling like a goon, waiting for her to turn around and say hi or whatever, and finally, she did

and it wasnt her

and i didnt know her partner

o

m

g

.

so. there i was, in the mall, looking good (but not too good ) but feeling really, really, really bloody stupid

THE END (of my good name)

 

[Smurfy]

how many stitches did you end up with>?

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am surprised you don't get hit in the face more.

 

[jerkbox]

i've done this.....lol

 

[rnch]

"it seemed like a good idea at the time.............."

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I am surprised you don't get hit in the face more.

my girlfriends arent as kinky as your boyfriends, Tuc

and besides, Jerky just backed me up, so it must be allright

 

[Seashell]

Nice!

 

[The_Ghost]

ok, so, a while ago, there i was, in the mall, looking pretty good i have to say (but not as good as today, because really, back then i was a semi fat bastard and kind of looked like a bullfrog compared to today...BUT i still looked good, because if i didnt include looking good in my stories, i wouldnt tell them )

anyway, there i was, in the mall, and i see this girl that i knew (who was really attractive, and i had a little something with) walking just up ahead of me. so, just to be a smart arse (just for something different ) i walk behind this girl and the man she was walking with, and gently put my fingertips against her buttocks - five fingertips on her right buttock, and five fingertips on her left (dont you mofos start arguing whether a thumb is a finger or not, its a finger, so shush) and walk like that, fingertips to pert, pink skirt clad bottom, for about 25 metres, smiling like a goon, waiting for her to turn around and say hi or whatever, and finally, she did

and it wasnt her

and i didnt know her partner

o

m

g

.

so. there i was, in the mall, looking good (but not too good ) but feeling really, really, really bloody stupid

THE END (of my good name)

So how did you feel once you woke up in the hospital LOL

 

[ChefWide]

Likely.

not.

The old 'ooops, I am SOOO sorry, I thougt I knew you, really' cop a feel ploy.

Lech.

 

[SoKlueles]

OMG thats funny

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Likely.

not.

The old 'ooops, I am SOOO sorry, I thougt I knew you, really' cop a feel ploy.

Lech.

no you bugger, im serious, i thought it was her! im not so cheap as to go for a cheap feel, ffs, i mean, touching someones butt doesnt exactly do it for me

id have to touch a boob to do that

Nice!

havnt you got a snowman to build, ss? scoot!

i think they were both too surprised to be angry, i think hell, i was too ashamed to think of anything but how tempting hiding behind the nearest potplant was!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Your soooo smooth

 

[RADAR]

Thats funny lol!

RADAR

 

[H_T_]

That's assault, Brutha!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Get her #?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i've done this.....lol

I don't know what is more funny this storey or the fact that more then one of you guys has done this!!!!!!

 

[Sassy69]

I can't believe the guy didn't do anything.

 

[string_bean00]

lol

 

[gonelifting]

lol So she walked 35 meters with your hands on her ass? WTF? How could her boyfriend do that when he's walking with her?


Anyway... I did something like that once. lol We were at a club dancing (I dance well I might add) and we were really bunched up together on the dance floor. My friend and his girl were right next to me. I started patting my friend on his butt from behind, he could'nt see who it was and definately did'nt suspect me. I did this about 5-6 times. There was another girl dancing close to us and they (my friend and his girlfriend) blamed the girl for doing it. They confronted her and she denied it, They almost went at it (fighting, not fucking) right there on the dance floor. lol I never told him it was me because it really got heated. I did'nt want anything to do with that BS... although I started it. lol

I did tell him after about a month and he REFUSED to believe me. To this dayhe does'nt believe it was me.

I felt badly about it afterwards.

 

[ViperHMS]

lol So she walked 35 meters with your hands on her ass? WTF? How could her boyfriend do that when he's walking with her?


Anyway... I did something like that once. lol We were at a club dancing (I dance well I might add) and we were really bunched up together on the dance floor. My friend and his girl were right next to me. I started patting my friend on his butt from behind, he could'nt see who it was and definately did'nt suspect me. I did this about 5-6 times. There was another girl dancing close to us and they (my friend and his girlfriend) blamed the girl for doing it. They confronted her and she denied it, They almost went at it (fighting, not fucking) right there on the dance floor. lol I never told him it was me because it really got heated. I did'nt want anything to do with that BS... although I started it. lol

I did tell him after about a month and he REFUSED to believe me. To this dayhe does'nt believe it was me.

I felt badly about it afterwards.

It is even better when they don't believe you.

 

[jaded]

lmao!!!