Someone's been trying to break into my townhome

[biteme]

The doorknob is very loose. They came in the back gate and tried to break in. Should I shoot them in the face if I catch them in the act?

 

[Lao Tzu]

Are people out to get you or something? Your boss threatens your life, drug dealers staring you down, you wanting to get a gun, now people are supposedly breaking into your house.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Don't shoot them until they are in the house. Some would recommend that you then shoot them a bunch of times and advise the cops that the guy kept getting up and saying "i'm going to get you."

 

[biteme]

Are people out to get you or something? Your boss threatens your life, drug dealers staring you down, you wanting to get a gun, now people are supposedly breaking into your house.

No, I'm suffering from delusions of persecution. Actually, I live in the hood. My town is about 80% or more black now. Some are good people, but a lot are ghetto bastards. I grew up in this town and it has totally changed. I only live here because of stipulations of divorce(Child custody). But, enough is enough. I'm pretty sure when my lease is up, we're heading south.

 

[Deathwish]

call the cops.

 

[biteme]

call the cops.

A lot good that would do, they're only good for giving out traffic tickets and sitting in their vehicles smoking and getting fat from eating donuts. I think I like TB's idea better.

 

[duritz]

yeah make sure u wait til he comes in the house... then blast away... you can get away with murder... saw some guy did it in the paper the other day. shoot him 8 times... grab a knife, put it in his hand... have him put a little slice on you, then you're defly free.


he broke in... he tried killing you, see the marks?? i shot him.. he kept on coming and wouldn't stop... he said he ws gonna find my daughter aand rape her.

 

[WarriorPL]

biteme, lay off the crack, seriously. You are very paranoid lately.

 

[biteme]

biteme, lay off the crack, seriously. You are very paranoid lately.

No I'm not. Your just a young lad. I can remember being your age and still being pretty naive. Don't worry, you'll get there soon enough.

 

[The Red Dragon]

If you live in the States, isn't legal to shoot anyone who trespasses on your property? Especially in the house, plus all you need is a shovel, and some lime...or sodium hydroxide . If you desicate the corpse no one will know anything...It's also amazing what you can do with a hand-cranked meat grinder, vinegar and a sledge hammer.
Heh in Canada, some dude broke into this family's house, the dude got locked in the garage and starved to death. The family, who were on vacation at the time, were charged.