Someone tell me a joke

[C0LUMB0]

Irish one for St Patty's:
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

*paddy's

 

[samoth]

The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here.' A tachyon walks into a bar.

 

[PICK3]

The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here.' A tachyon walks into a bar.

ololololol!



I had to look up "tachyon"

 

[dabuffguy]

How do you fit a watermelon up a man's butt?

You use Pick3. Because that would be like throwing a bb down a water well.


Best joke ever.

 

[PICK3]

How do you fit a watermelon up a man's butt?

You use Pick3. Because that would be like throwing a bb down a water well.


Best joke ever.

How dew you impersonate Joe Rogan 24/7 and never had pussy since it had you?

Don't know ... ask DaBuff


fuck I'm
olololololololololo!

 

[PICK3]

Ha! ha!

good one, Sarah!

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Sherk

 

[PICK3]

Sherk

olololololol!

 

[samoth]

I heard Oxygen was taking Magnesium on a date and I was like OMg!

 

[AFeedz]

I heard Oxygen was taking Magnesium on a date and I was like OMg!

Well damn, I was going to tell a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, but NaH.