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calveless wonder

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...and start getting caught up emotionally in a girl. a girl that's absolutely not good for me.
soooooooooooooo fine though and she satisfies my tall girl, culturally mixed and light eyes/dark hair fetish all in one.

keep me the indifferent jerk i am.

go!
 
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BIKINIMOM said:
That would depend on why she isn't good for you.

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because she's gorgeous and loves to party. That combination is always bad news.
i also met her at the club....but we saw each other a couple of times the same weekend before we hooked up. it was really bizarre how many times we ran into each other

but she's really into me, is funny, has a very freespirited/fun attitude, is completely comfortable with her sexuality and physically is 1000% my type.

oh yeah and she's brazilian/european mix
:p :p :p

i always seem to be addicted to girls that are bad for me.
 
calveless wonder said:
because she's gorgeous and loves to party. That combination is always bad news.
i also met her at the club....but we saw each other a couple of times the same weekend before we hooked up. it was really bizarre how many times we ran into each other

but she's really into me, is funny, has a very freespirited/fun attitude, is completely comfortable with her sexuality and physically is 1000% my type.

oh yeah and she's brazilian/european mix
:p :p :p

i always seem to be addicted to girls that are bad for me.
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OK, so why is that bad? She is young and you are young, so what is the problem?.... unless of course, she is an addict.
 
I say go for it!






...It'll make for some intertaining p-whooped threads in the future.
 
calveless wonder said:
because she's gorgeous and loves to party. That combination is always bad news.
i also met her at the club....but we saw each other a couple of times the same weekend before we hooked up. it was really bizarre how many times we ran into each other

but she's really into me, is funny, has a very freespirited/fun attitude, is completely comfortable with her sexuality and physically is 1000% my type.

oh yeah and she's brazilian/european mix
:p :p :p

i always seem to be addicted to girls that are bad for me.
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My uncle did her. She has crabs. :worried:
 
lol great responses on this thread.
keep em coming

i need to break this pattern of mine.

a.) get owned by a chick I like
b.) become confident again, be a funny jerk, and start being successful with alot of women that i don't really care about
c.) meet the ultra fine model type chick who has a good personality
d.) hook her into my world and make her fall in love w/ me
e.) forget everything i know about women and be a pussy and kill the attraction
f.) repeat
 
jnevin said:
You need to stop looking for things outside of yourself to make you happy.


If that made any sense. I know what I mean.
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I think this was meant to go in a healother thread


"everything I do, I do for a woman" lolo
 
find a chick who looks good ; has a good personality; and who is not turned off at the fact that you are really into her, and who does not think that you are being a pussy.

Then keep that one.

Cycle broken. ;)
 
cindylou said:
find a chick who looks good ; has a good personality; and who is not turned off at the fact that you are really into her, and who does not think that you are being a pussy.

Then keep that one.

Cycle broken. ;)
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here's the problem. i've dated quite a few very attractive girls in my life, some of them w/ brains and personality even.
all of them are the same. (i'm talking about 8.5+ in the looks department)

they are constantly pursued by guys, and can have any guy they want. They get bored VERY easily, so you constantly have to keep them on their toes and guessing. The minute you let go or be too nice, or are too in their space, the attraction is dead. Very attractive girls have their asses kissed all the time, that's why they end up with guys who are the opposite.
 
maybe find a stable girl who doesn't constantly need to be dazzled and distracted, so she can avoid thinking about how shallow and pointless her life is.....
 
HumanTarget said:
maybe find a stable girl who doesn't constantly need to be dazzled and distracted, so she can avoid thinking about how shallow and pointless her life is.....
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...
 
jnevin said:
Why be with someone that treats a relationship like it's a game if you don't feel like playing one?
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Because, he doesn't like guys.
 
HumanTarget said:
maybe find a stable girl who doesn't constantly need to be dazzled and distracted, so she can avoid thinking about how shallow and pointless her life is.....
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Because, he doesn't like fat girls.
 
string_bean00 said:
or just fuck average girls and don't worry about it
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Yes, no problems with the Fattys, Fugglys, or Fives.
 
all the whey said:
Because, he doesn't like fat girls.
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plenty of goodlooking non-barwhore chicks out there. just gotta stop being a "big ballah" and act normal. like a grownt up man....
 
i can't believe you are letting this get to you.
jump in the maserati, have your secretary give you a blowjob, and go to the hamptons for the weekend. problem solved
 
jnevin said:
Why be with someone that treats a relationship like it's a game if you don't feel like playing one?
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it's always a game bro.

the minute i realized that, i stopped hating women for their actions. it's just the way hot girls are programmed. Even the above average women are like this

think about it for a second.

you're a very attractive girl. you're constantly showed with attention, compliments and fake interest. You're approached god knows how many times a day. If you want a guy, you can snap your fingers and have him.

You meet a guy thats genuine, not intimidated by beauty and doesn't kiss your ass just because you're attractive. This is the hook point...

but once the gears shift, and the guy starts doing nice things, and showing how much he really cares....things start getting dull and all of a sudden you're like every other jerkoff that approaches her or is fighting for her attention.

Sad, but true..and i've lived a few times. Only time i really cared was my last relationship because of how much i emotionally invested, but my theory is true.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
The hell you say?

Can't be true...
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find a chick in the bar, that's where you're gonna spend your time at. along with every other slick talking idiot who has every line from "Swingers" memorized....
 
calveless wonder said:
it's always a game bro.

the minute i realized that, i stopped hating women for their actions. it's just the way hot girls are programmed. Even the above average women are like this

think about it for a second.

you're a very attractive girl. you're constantly showed with attention, compliments and fake interest. You're approached god knows how many times a day. If you want a guy, you can snap your fingers and have him.

You meet a guy thats genuine, not intimidated by beauty and doesn't kiss your ass just because you're attractive. This is the hook point...

but once the gears shift, and the guy starts doing nice things, and showing how much he really cares....things start getting dull and all of a sudden you're like every other jerkoff that approaches her or is fighting for her attention.

Sad, but true..and i've lived a few times. Only time i really cared was my last relationship because of how much i emotionally invested, but my theory is true.
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Well, atleast when you truely cared she appreciated it and was completely honest with you. Right????????
 
HumanTarget said:
find a chick in the bar, that's where you're gonna spend your time at. along with every other slick talking idiot who has every line from "Swingers" memorized....
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Guys/gals who complain that there aren't any *quality* people out there need only fish in a different pond and perhaps change their bate...

It isn't always *the other person*, especially when *all the other people* have YOU in common. :worried:
 
haha I like the way this thread is turning out You guys crack me up
 
string_bean00 said:
or just fuck average girls and don't worry about it
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i only do this on the rebound..... it sounds weird, but i probably have a HARDER time connecting with or picking up mediocre girls than i do hot ones, with a few exceptions. I have a really dry, sarcastic humor and i bust balls alot. I've been told more than once that i'm cocky or a little arrogant...but i'm funny so most people don't care. Most mediocre/average girls get intimidated or insecure by this, i've noticed. The better looking girls tend to not know when i'm serious, and they enjoy it because it's not the "you're so beautiful, can i buy you a drink?" or "i have <this> and <that> blah blah blah.

fuck, dating is so weird
 
calveless wonder said:
it's always a game bro.

the minute i realized that, i stopped hating women for their actions. it's just the way hot girls are programmed. Even the above average women are like this

think about it for a second.

you're a very attractive girl. you're constantly showed with attention, compliments and fake interest. You're approached god knows how many times a day. If you want a guy, you can snap your fingers and have him.

You meet a guy thats genuine, not intimidated by beauty and doesn't kiss your ass just because you're attractive. This is the hook point...

but once the gears shift, and the guy starts doing nice things, and showing how much he really cares....things start getting dull and all of a sudden you're like every other jerkoff that approaches her or is fighting for her attention.

Sad, but true..and i've lived a few times. Only time i really cared was my last relationship because of how much i emotionally invested, but my theory is true.
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Where the fuck do you find these girls? Maybe I just tune them out to the point that I don't even notice their type after working in a club for a couple of years. I have enough shit going on in my life to have to add avoidable drama to the mix.

You're doing this to yourself and you know it. It's like you're pre-bitching about it because you know you're setting yourself up for failure.
 
Breaking this cycle only usually happens when you're sick to death of the outcome.
You need to start dating women you would not normally date and find other qualities that you appreciate.
 
if i ever say "you're so beautiful, can i buy you a drink?" i hope someone shoots me in the forehead with a shotgun on the spot, lol

some guys out there are such tools

(not directed at calveless, im sure he knows that tho)
 
string_bean00 said:
if i ever say "you're so beautiful, can i buy you a drink?" i hope someone shoots me in the forehead with a shotgun on the spot, lol

some guys out there are such tools

(not directed at calveless, im sure he knows that tho)
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bro, if you really mean it then that's a honest line.
if you are just a cheezy tool then forget about it, but, if you truely mean it, then go for it
 
Moltke said:
bro, if you really mean it then that's a honest line.
if you are just a cheezy tool then forget about it, but, if you truely mean it, then go for it
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i have never bought a girl a drink that I did not arrive at the bar with, it's just a bad move imo and is not going to get you laid
 
cindylou said:
Guess I was not attractive enough in my single days to be such a bitch.

Only the super hot are capable of such ;)

The difference between an 8 and a 8.5+ ;)
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You never gave a rating in my 'Rate this Fucking Ho' thread.


I'd appreciate your input. As I am sure you'd appreciate mine.

Pics on Page 1 & 6.

Kthx.
 
blueta2 said:
Breaking this cycle only usually happens when you're sick to death of the outcome.
You need to start dating women you would not normally date and find other qualities that you appreciate.
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AGREED!!!

It sounds like he goes for attention hoes who flaunt their cleavage!!!!!
 
I've bought girls drinks at bars, but I never 'ASK' them if I can... it just comes with being at a bar and taking charge....

'Can I buy you a drink?' is the lamest most submisssive as shit I've ever heard.
 
jh1 said:
I've bought girls drinks at bars, but I never 'ASK' them if I can... it just comes with being at a bar and taking charge....

'Can I buy you a drink?' is the lamest most submisssive as shit I've ever heard.
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they don't throw them away and yell roofies?
 
jh1 said:
You never gave a rating in my 'Rate this Fucking Ho' thread.


I'd appreciate your input. As I am sure you'd appreciate mine.

Pics on Page 1 & 6.

Kthx.
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I saw her. I'd consider her an 8.5+ for sure. DId not read the thread. Your girl?

its hard for me to rate women, just always I will see another beautiful woman who will always be way hotter than the girl I just have a 9 or a 10.
 
string_bean00 said:
i have never bought a girl a drink that I did not arrive at the bar with, it's just a bad move imo and is not going to get you laid
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i agree
it's the stupidest thing one can do. Why does she deserve a drink? because she has tits and an ass? give me a break. women don't respect that. You're not showing genuine interest when you buy a girl a drink. you're just showing you have to buy them stuff so you can go talk to them.
In fact, my best friend (good looking dude, very charming/funny) was doing this for awhile and i begged him to stop. He only realized it when his girls would walk away afterwards, and I was the one getting their phone number.

In fact, this i mentioned is the same girl that made out with me because i DIDN'T buy her a drink. again, she's used to idiots falling over her and buying her drinks and the minute she saw i wasn't down with that, she was all up on my shit.
 
cindylou said:
I saw her. I'd consider her an 8.5+ for sure. DId not read the thread. Your girl?

its hard for me to rate women, just always I will see another beautiful woman who will always be way hotter than the girl I just have a 9 or a 10.
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I shagged her raw for about 3 months back in '03.
 
string_bean00 said:
i have never bought a girl a drink that I did not arrive at the bar with, it's just a bad move imo and is not going to get you laid
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maybe not get you laid, but est yourself with the girlie
i like getting laid just as much as the next dude, but if i think a girl is quality i'm not gonna worry about hitting it right away...in fact i'd rather not
 
Moltke said:
maybe not get you laid, but est yourself with the girlie
i like getting laid just as much as the next dude, but if i think a girl is quality i'm not gonna worry about hitting it right away...in fact i'd rather not
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but how many quality girls are you actually going to meet in a bar?


i met my current 'gf' in a bar and she likes to flash her tits to other d00ds
 
You'd have a better chance of paying for a girl's groceries or some shit (if she only had a thing or two) than that lame ass "can I buy you a drink?" icebreaker.
 
string_bean00 said:
but how many quality girls are you actually going to meet in a bar?


i met my current 'gf' in a bar and she likes to flash her tits to other d00ds
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Did it ever occur to you that this 'gf' of yours did that in the begining cause you weren't commiting to her and she wanted to test your fotitude?

Girls do that shit.

Either way she owned you.
 
string_bean00 said:
but how many quality girls are you actually going to meet in a bar?


i met my current 'gf' in a bar and she likes to flash her tits to other d00ds
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try screaming at girls or groups of people in the street when you're out. but the key is you have to say something funny otherwise you're just obnoxious.
i've had some funny ass shit happen before....
one of my friends put me onto this lololol
 
jh1 said:
Did it ever occur to you that this 'gf' of yours did that in the begining cause you weren't commiting to her and she wanted to test your fotitude?

Girls do that shit.

Either way she owned you.
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Yeah I was pretty aware of that, I know of the jealousy test, just hadn't seen it applied in that fashion
 
string_bean00 said:
Yeah I was pretty aware of that, I know of the jealousy test, just hadn't seen it applied in that fashion
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Do you have a tattoo with her name in it yet?
 
There is a *jealousy test*?

I am not shit-stirring.... but that must have been before my time. Could someone enlighten me. Sounds bizaare....
 
jh1 said:
Do you have a tattoo with her name in it yet?
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lol


she is talking of getting a puppy and a place together, she knows i like doggies so that's the angle shes working but I can't live with a chick. how could I browse steroid boards all the time?
 
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BIKINIMOM said:
There is a *jealousy test*?

I am not shit-stirring.... but that must have been before my time. Could someone enlighten me. Sounds bizaare....
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guy and girl are dating for a short time


girl wants to know if guy really cares


she performs a jealousy test, ie talks about some great new guy "friend" she just met, or shows her tits off at a beach party to see if guy gets jealous, and therefore "cares"
 
jnevin said:
You'd have a better chance of paying for a girl's groceries or some shit (if she only had a thing or two) than that lame ass "can I buy you a drink?" icebreaker.
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The girls here have made this topic clear.

You have to pay their electric bill!!!!!!!!!ei993478
 
string_bean00 said:
guy and girl are dating for a short time


girl wants to know if guy really cares


she performs a jealousy test, ie talks about some great new guy "friend" she just met, or shows her tits off at a beach party to see if guy gets jealous, and therefore "cares"
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OK maybe I am an old lady but I had been dating AD NAUSEUM from some time in 02 till I met my dirty old Grump in 06. Ya'll know all about it. LOL

I have NEVER EVER EVER thought to do such a thing and neither did my best gf (who is still single and dating out the wazoo when she feels so moved). Course I was in my late 30's and my gf is in her 40's.

Do ALL younger women engage in this ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT behavior? :worried:
 
jnevin said:
Where the fuck do you find these girls? Maybe I just tune them out to the point that I don't even notice their type after working in a club for a couple of years. I have enough shit going on in my life to have to add avoidable drama to the mix.

You're doing this to yourself and you know it. It's like you're pre-bitching about it because you know you're setting yourself up for failure.
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Well, remember...the girls i deal with are all 18-24 , sometimes older than me but rarely. I also live in miami, so you have a shitload of attractive girls...and a bunch of guys chasing them by whatever means.

part of the life style. i don't meet normal girls very often. and if i do, they're ugly or not very fun
 
string_bean00 said:
lol


she is talking of getting a puppy and a place together, she knows i like doggies so that's the angle shes working but I can't live with a chick. how could I browse steroid boards all the time?
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was up at Oakland mall with the gf and we went into one of those overpriced fuck over pet stores, saw possibly the greatest dog ever: a pug/jack russel. the lil fucker was the size of a rat and fiercesome....
 
BIKINIMOM said:
There is a *jealousy test*?

I am not shit-stirring.... but that must have been before my time. Could someone enlighten me. Sounds bizaare....
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My ex boyfriend always tried the jealousy test. It didn't work.
When he started being a dumb ass I'd just leave with my other friends.
Then he'd come home crying and apologizing.
I'd just be more distant and less willing to "commit."
That must be what it is like to date most girls.
 
Stefka said:
My ex boyfriend always tried the jealousy test. It didn't work.
When he started being a dumb ass I'd just leave with my other friends.
Then he'd come home crying and apologizing.
I'd just be more distant and less willing to "commit."
That must be what it is like to date most girls.
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I had a coupla exbf's (before I married my exhusband) who would ask their friends to ask me out on the sly. I WAS MORTIFIED... it put me in a TERRIBLE situation because I didn't want to be the one to hurt them by telling them their buds were scumbags. They would chuckle and say, "Nahhh we're buds. I told him to do it just to see what you would do." I said, "Oh really? You think your friend has your back? How many times did you tell him to test me?"

My bf ---> Just once. :)

My answer ---> Really? and when was this?

My bf ---> A few weeks back. :)

My answer ---> Oh, cause your boy asked me SEVERAL TIMES, most recently coupla days back. :qt: ....dumbass

My DUMBASS bf ---> :worried:



Good God I am soooooooo happy to NOT BE 20 something anymore.
 
just talk to a woman who doesn't need a drink in her hand to feel normal....single moms are always a good option....
 
Stefka said:
My ex boyfriend always tried the jealousy test. It didn't work.
When he started being a dumb ass I'd just leave with my other friends.
Then he'd come home crying and apologizing.
I'd just be more distant and less willing to "commit."
That must be what it is like to date most girls.
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cause your ex bf wasn't the "man" or else he wouldn't be your ex.
if he was the "man" he wouldn't have tried the jealousy test cause he is confident and above such trivialness. and this confidence would've led to many cases of girls flirting with him, or of him having a lotta girls that were his "friends"
and thus the jealousy test would still be in effect, albiet in a different manner...and i bet the results would be different :wodin:
 
calveless wonder said:
ok, moral of the story

-all women are sluts(except our mothers and sisters).

-continue to be a jerk

love you guys

:heart: :heart:
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LOL Pretty much, but not quite... Get what you can get. When a woman who values herself comes along she won't settle for being treated like shit nor will she treat you like shit as

A - she just into it. (read = she has good self-esteem).

and

B - her time is far too precious to waste with such nonsense.

As you get older though, this game of *trying to get what you can get* wears thin as the pay-off does not justify the effort put into the pursuit and you become more choosy with where it is that you concentrate your efforts.

You ever considered online dating? A lot of the other board members have a lot of fun with it. It increases the pool of potential dates and the screening process is a lot quicker and more effective once you learn how to navigate the waters.

Have fun either way... :)
 
I dont think he is havin trouble finding dates

I think he is having trouble standing out among all the other guys kissing the asses of all the really super hot girls he goes for.
 
cindylou said:
I dont think he is havin trouble finding dates

I think he is having trouble standing out among all the other guys kissing the asses of all the really super hot girls he goes for.
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That's when I take my shirt off.
 
cindylou said:
I dont think he is havin trouble finding dates

I think he is having trouble standing out among all the other guys kissing the asses of all the really super hot girls he goes for.
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This is why no guys should kiss girls ass's.

The guys who kiss their ass are seen as weak, and will definately not get laid.

The guys who don't kiss their ass and get pussy have their game fucked up by the guys kissing the girls ass. It just pumps the girls egos so much and she uses the competition for all guys to step up their effort.
 
cindylou said:
I dont think he is havin trouble finding dates

I think he is having trouble standing out among all the other guys kissing the asses of all the really super hot girls he goes for.
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your first sentence is correct.

your 2nd sentence couldn't be further from the truth. (it's ok, you're a girl. i don't expect you to understand what i'm talking about in this situation)

standing out is the easy part. i'm kinda good looking, dress well and know how to talk to people and women in general and i can be really funny sometimes.
I'm not particularly amazing in any one area, but i do stand out from the crowrd.
i also don't kiss a girls ass, so thats why i stand out. i have no problem taking them off the pedestal. a hot girl does NOT want to be with an ass kisser.

the problem is, once the pursuit is over and you eventually do nice things...and treat her like you really care, you have to walk a very fine line to not fall into "ass kisser"/"pussy" territory. so essentially the game never ends

cat string theory.
 
calveless wonder said:
your first sentence is correct.

your 2nd sentence couldn't be further from the truth. (it's ok, you're a girl. i don't expect you to understand what i'm talking about in this situation)

standing out is the easy part. i'm kinda good looking, dress well and know how to talk to people and women in general and i can be really funny sometimes.
I'm not particularly amazing in any one area, but i do stand out from the crowrd.
i also don't kiss a girls ass, so thats why i stand out. i have no problem taking them off the pedestal. a hot girl does NOT want to be with an ass kisser.

the problem is, once the pursuit is over and you eventually do nice things...and treat her like you really care, you have to walk a very fine line to not fall into "ass kisser"/"pussy" territory. so essentially the game never ends

cat string theory.
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sorry thats what I meant. You were trying to stand out by not being an ass kisser.

I did not mean that you were incapable of standing out any other way.

I assumed that you were attractive, funny, and smart by the way you post about yourself already. I assumed you already stood out in a croud. Thats how I assumed that you had no problem getting dates ;)

ah nevermind. I dont get it. lol
 
calveless wonder said:
because she's gorgeous and loves to party. That combination is always bad news.
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What do you value more.......then go with that.
 
jnevin said:
You need to stop looking for things outside of yourself to make you happy.


If that made any sense. I know what I mean.
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Yup. You can't be happy with someone else if you're not first happy with yourself.
 
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