Someone pls give me an update on last week

[the_alcatraz]

What did I miss on EF while I was in Cuba?

I know that our beloved Guardian has passed away

My prayers go out to is family and friends

What else did I miss? looks like it was a hell of a week!

 

[Smurfy]

There was a meat-up in TX.

 

[bw1]

Nude pics were flying all over

 

[the_alcatraz]

There was a meat-up in TX.

I saw the thread and I talked to needto. What else?

 

[the_alcatraz]

Nude pics were flying all over

link?

 

[wootoom]

i actually made a good thread

 

[calveless wonder]

^---LOL

surprisingly, this is all 100% true so far

 

[the_alcatraz]

i actually made a good thread

link?

 

[Kano]

Gaurdian passing away is shocking... He will be missed

 

[puddlemonkey]

Calveless is still jobless, no surprise there.

 

[calveless wonder]

puddle got another ex pregnant

 

[puddlemonkey]

puddle got another ex pregnant

I get chest pains just reading that

 

[the_alcatraz]

puddle got another ex pregnant

did you quit ur job?

 

[the_alcatraz]

puddle got another ex pregnant

lol


again?

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol


again?

No, he lies.

 

[the_alcatraz]

No, he lies.

lol



finally learned to use protection?

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol



finally learned to use protection?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-am-ready-my-vacation-603283.html

 

[wootoom]

pick3 said he was str8

 

[-Ariel-]

You missed one newb/alter making his very first post count... by introducing himself as EF's sexiest man, he then followed it up with a Barbara Walters special thread of growing up and being depressed... I skipped out on that one... so much emotional depth I don't know if I can take it... lol... but yeah the final one of this beautiful man's tri fecta was the confession of going to jail in 4 days for cc fraud and other stuff, he then proceeded to ask EF for legal advice... and dropped the line that he now cares for everybody, and then in the next post he straight up unleashes aspersions on Pick's sexuality... I actually picked up the word aspersions from Pick himself... good stuff though you missed.

 

[calveless wonder]

did you quit ur job?

well. i got into a major accident in the beginning of the year when i first got my job and lost my transportation. i had a daily driver that i had (old honda accord) that got me to work for a couple of months.

then that car died while my other car was still being fixed.

so i had to commute 2 hours each way every day via the shitty public transportation system this city has (completely inefficient) while working 10-11 hour days. ended up being late a few times and they told me to come back in a couple of months when i got my transportation situation settled. i lost a lot of momentum and clients because of that

it's settled.but since its sales, and i think you can relate, it takes awhile to get things built back up. on top of that the market is so fucked, id have to work 2x as hard and twice as long to get things rolling again. also in school right now

so...im either gonna go back to this job when the fall semester starts or just wait tables or something while going back to school.

 

[the_alcatraz]

You missed one newb/alter making his very first post count... by introducing himself as EF's sexiest man, he then followed it up with a Barbara Walters special thread of growing up and being depressed... I skipped out on that one... so much emotional depth I don't know if I can take it... lol... but yeah the final one of this beautiful man's tri fecta was the confession of going to jail in 4 days for cc fraud and other stuff, he then proceeded to ask EF for legal advice... and dropped the line that he now cares for everybody, and then in the next post he straight up unleashes aspersions on Pick's sexuality... I actually picked up the word aspersions from Pick himself... good stuff though you missed.

lol...wow!

 

[wootoom]

Magiculti was tryin to start shie with me...

 

[puddlemonkey]

so i had to commute 2 hours each way every day via the shitty public transportation system this city has (completely inefficient) while working 10-11 hour days.

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town.

(Roll hands over each other)


The wipers on the bus go "Swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish"
The wipers on the bus go "Swish, swish, swish"
All through the town.

(Put arms together in front of you and 'swish' like windshield wipers)


The door on the bus goes open and shut
Open and shut, open and shut
The door on the bus goes open and shut
All through the town.

(Cover eyes with hands on 'shut' and uncover them on 'open')


The horn on the bus goes "Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"
The horn on the bus goes "Beep, beep, beep"
All through the town.

(Pretend to honk horn)


The gas on the bus goes "Glug, glug, glug
Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug"
The gas on the bus goes "Glug, glug, glug"
All through the town.

(Pretend to fill tank using pointer finger as gas nozzle)


The money on the bus goes "Clink, clink, clink,
Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink"
The money on the bus goes "Clink, clink, clink"
All through the town.

(Pretend to put money in cash box on bus)


The baby on the bus says, "Wah, wah, wah!
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!"
The baby on the bus says, "Wah, wah, wah!"
All through the town.

(Fisted hands in front of eyes and rub them like baby crying)


The people on the bus say, "Shh, shh, shh,
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh"
The people on the bus say, "Shh, shh, shh"
All through the town.

(Put pointer finger to mouth to 'shhh')


The mommy on the bus says, "I love you,
I love you, I love you"
The daddy on the bus says, "I love you, too"
All through the town.

(Point to self on 'I', right hand over heart on 'love', and point to other on 'you')​

 

[calveless wonder]

You missed one newb/alter making his very first post count... by introducing himself as EF's sexiest man, he then followed it up with a Barbara Walters special thread of growing up and being depressed... I skipped out on that one... so much emotional depth I don't know if I can take it... lol... but yeah the final one of this beautiful man's tri fecta was the confession of going to jail in 4 days for cc fraud and other stuff, he then proceeded to ask EF for legal advice... and dropped the line that he now cares for everybody, and then in the next post he straight up unleashes aspersions on Pick's sexuality... I actually picked up the word aspersions from Pick himself... good stuff though you missed.

you missed it. today he came back as an alter and posted a few photos of himself asking how to get leaner and everyone forgot who he was (except me i think)

i was hoping you'd show up on that thread (it got moved to the diet board i think)

 

[-Ariel-]

lol...wow!

Dude you can imagine the flames that this guy set up for himself... it was too hilarious... I only hope another newb/alter has the guts to pull off what he did...

 

[heavy_duty]

What did I miss on EF while I was in Cuba?

I know that our beloved Guardian has passed away

My prayers go out to is family and friends

What else did I miss? looks like it was a hell of a week!

lots of killings in the GTA

 

[the_alcatraz]

bro, education comes first. do everything and anything that you can to keep going to school.....it's very imp.

as for your job...fuck it....there are sales jobs everywhere....the turn over rate in these jobs are crazy because they're so stressful so dnt worry about finding another sales job....you will EASILY

dnt worry....things have a way of working themselves out so dnt stress

if you need to talk, PM me

well. i got into a major accident in the beginning of the year when i first got my job and lost my transportation. i had a daily driver that i had (old honda accord) that got me to work for a couple of months.

then that car died while my other car was still being fixed.

so i had to commute 2 hours each way every day via the shitty public transportation system this city has (completely inefficient) while working 10-11 hour days. ended up being late a few times and they told me to come back in a couple of months when i got my transportation situation settled. i lost a lot of momentum and clients because of that

it's settled.but since its sales, and i think you can relate, it takes awhile to get things built back up. on top of that the market is so fucked, id have to work 2x as hard and twice as long to get things rolling again. also in school right now

so...im either gonna go back to this job when the fall semester starts or just wait tables or something while going back to school.

 

[the_alcatraz]

lots of killings in the GTA

details?