someone help me......

[rykertest]

I need some liquid cork or butt puddy. I got some bad chicken earlier today and I can't stop peeing out my butt.

 

[jerkbox]

stand on your head

 

[needtogetaas]

nice sounds hot.

 

[rykertest]

stand on your head

I tried that, had to take a shower.

 

[HumorMe]

 

[Arabian]

Plumbers cawk

 

[rykertest]

and whats worse, I am out of toilet paper. The cat keeps looking at me funny.

 

[Kano]

dude easy fix bend your cock around you ass and plug it. shit i forget not everybodys cock is as big as mine

 

[rykertest]

dude easy fix bend your cock around you ass and plug it. shit i forget not everybodys cock is as big as mine

I did but I'm still tripping over it.

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/7771/205635.gif

 

[rykertest]

geesh...now it's just clear liquid. EEWW.