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someone give me your phone number

S

stilleto

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so i can call and say hi.

i'm bored.

oh, and make it someone i actually like.
 
If you want to call, I can give you a number to leave a nasty message on the answering machine.

Ohhh me so evil.
 
stilleto said:
LOL.. we are evil.
i'd do it, if i knew my number wouldn't show up.
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Do it from work. An out of state number to show up is just what I need. If the postcard was brutal, this will be the coup de grace.
 
stilleto said:
lol, i know you do.
:)
you're in canada though- i should probably stick to a call that won't cost me international cell phone charges...
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WTF? Interntional cell phone charges? Where are you calling from?
 
Pervis Ellison said:
by the way, i totally made that number up so dont freak out mods :)
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i called and told the woman that answered that I was going to rip her heart out and eat it.
she screamed and said she was calling the police.
 
stilleto said:
i called and told the woman that answered that I was going to rip her heart out and eat it.
she screamed and said she was calling the police.
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shit, i think that WAS a real number. sorry mom.
 
Pervis Ellison said:
shit, i think that WAS a real number. sorry mom.
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um... she sounded nice. before she started screaming and crying.

I just talked to foreigngirl. we made fun of the shadow the whole time too. :)
 
Pervis Ellison said:
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........ :)
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oh, no- foreigngirl and I have been having a very public love affair for years.

our eflirting has transcended to a much higher level.
 
stilleto said:
shup.
i just talked to scotsman.


we made fun of you the whole time.
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Was it everything you had hoped for?

And shadow you should of hear the shit talking, well er maybe not.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Was it everything you had hoped for?

And shadow you should of hear the shit talking, well er maybe not.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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yeah, best we keep that to ourselves... :worried:
its funny, you don't sound like a dwarf at all. :whatever:
 
stilleto said:
oh, no- foreigngirl and I have been having a very public love affair for years.

our eflirting has transcended to a much higher level.
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sure did - from pictures to videos to phone sex to web cam meetings....the whole thing
 
stilleto said:
yeah, best we keep that to ourselves... :worried:
its funny, you don't sound like a dwarf at all. :whatever:
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LOL, yeah I guess all my growth powers went into my voice, so don't make fun of the little people, or we'll go all yellowbrick road on your ass.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Sorry, I was sleeping. I thought that Scots said it and not FG. My apologies.

Wow. That was nice. Lemme fix that.

:finger:

Better.
 
EnderJE said:
Sorry, I was sleeping. I thought that Scots said it and not FG. My apologies.

Wow. That was nice. Lemme fix that.

:finger:

Better.
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Don't you bring me into this gayness, or I'll go all E. Honda on your ass with the 1000 hand slap and shit.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Don't you bring me into this gayness, or I'll go all E. Honda on your ass with the 1000 hand slap and shit.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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You call me gay...YET...you want touch me and give me the 1000 finger massage? :rainbow:
 
stilleto said:
pm me your number.
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yo btw, don't fucking say I sound soft ...... m'kay.. I have a reputation to uphold
 
Erzulie said:
Im gonna drunk crank call you

that better be your fuggin number
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That is the number I give hot strippers and models. It is the first installment of my plan to get in their pants.
 
i wish i could remember the REJECT hotline number..anybody heard of that? the radio station in atlanta does it and its fuckin hiarious on monday morning
 
Pervis Ellison said:
i wish i could remember the REJECT hotline number..anybody heard of that? the radio station in atlanta does it and its fuckin hiarious on monday morning
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Look at the post above yours! :)
 
stilleto said:
i'm talking to erzulie now.
she sounds like a bitch.

:)

slatl- I'm sorry- i have to get going. next time, ok?
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I sound tough don't i :evil:
 
I'll give you mine when I can hit you with K next Stilleto. You're the hottest guy on EF. I want to talk to you so much.

Maybe later we could have fax sex....
 
Raina said:
I'll give you mine when I can hit you with K next Stilleto. You're the hottest guy on EF. I want to talk to you so much.

Maybe later we could have fax sex....
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I don't have a fax machine, but I can draw - can we have drawing sex?
like this:
do-it.jpg
 
Raina said:
I'll give you mine when I can hit you with K next Stilleto. You're the hottest guy on EF. I want to talk to you so much.

Maybe later we could have fax sex....
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LOL
 
stilleto said:
I don't have a fax machine, but I can draw - can we have drawing sex?
like this:
do-it.jpg
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NOW that is a thread worthy of the top ten list. The illustrated e-sex thread would rule.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
stilleto said:
:)
ok, phone time is over. its time for stilleto to do some deadlifts.

i know some of you pussies don't even know what those are.
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I do, thats when you pick up all the dead bodys and bring them to the back yard and bury them right?
 
stilleto said:
:)
ok, phone time is over. its time for stilleto to do some deadlifts.

i know some of you pussies don't even know what those are.
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I deadlift in 6hours, and now I should probably stop fucking around and actually get some work done. We'll see how this goes.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I agree with stick, you don't sound tough at all, but you sure can be one bad bitch when you need to be. :heart:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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:bigkiss:

btw, i was just telling Stilleto how hot you are in a Kilt :p
 
Scotsman said:
LOL, super now I have to avoid him and the lady at the buffet.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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LOL

yep she was digging you in a big way... not often us Cajun chicks see a guy in a kilt.. Hot, very hot
 
Erzulie said:
LOL

yep she was digging you in a big way... not often us Cajun chicks see a guy in a kilt.. Hot, very hot
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Maybe next time I'm down that way that's what I'll wear the whole time. You should have seen the looks I got in the hotel lobby before we went to eat, was very comical.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Maybe next time I'm down that way that's what I'll wear the whole time. You should have seen the looks I got in the hotel lobby before we went to eat, was very comical.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Hell, if you wear the kilt I'll do the school girl skirt with the knee high socks and and the tied up shirt.


Deal ;)

We can both be looked at like we are nuts.


DISCLAIMER: I am not doing this if im thunky (like now) I have to have a 6-pack.. heehee
 
Erzulie said:
Hell, if you wear the kilt I'll do the school girl skirt with the knee high socks and and the tied up shirt.


Deal ;)

We can both be looked at like we are nuts.


DISCLAIMER: I am not doing this if im thunky (like now) I have to have a 6-pack.. heehee
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I thought we already agreed on that for the beer festival. So get ready for the end of sept. to be in said outfit.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I thought we already agreed on that for the beer festival. So get ready for the end of sept. to be in said outfit.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Sweet ! Thats enough diet time to be ready ;)

Now, everyone will look at me like WTF? hahahah
 
Erzulie said:
Sweet ! Thats enough diet time to be ready ;)

Now, everyone will look at me like WTF? hahahah
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I will probably have leaned up some by then, this week I started my cardio and intense training back up again. Hope to have made some progress by the arnold weekend.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I deadlift in 6hours, and now I should probably stop fucking around and actually get some work done. We'll see how this goes.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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i just got back. i think my arms are an inch longer than they were before I went.
 
Scotsman said:
I will probably have leaned up some by then, this week I started my cardio and intense training back up again. Hope to have made some progress by the arnold weekend.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Im gonna try to keep my abs for my trip.. teehee

gawd I miss them :(
 
stilleto said:
i just got back. i think my arms are an inch longer than they were before I went.
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Nice I always feel shorter after heavy deads.

Erzulie- I haven't seem my abs in four years, I hardly remember them now.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Nice I always feel shorter after heavy deads.

Erzulie- I haven't seem my abs in four years, I hardly remember them now.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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well.. you can see mine.. deal ;)
 
Scotsman said:
Nice I always feel shorter after heavy deads.

Erzulie- I haven't seem my abs in four years, I hardly remember them now.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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i feel the same height, its just that my knuckles are dragging on the floor.
 
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