someone explain to me why anal eaze is cherry flavored

[WoodyO]

If I ever do get inside his house, I'm gonna leave an upper-decker in his bowl.

 

[miplank]

I wish I lived closer so I could sneak over every night and piss in his pool.

 

[WoodyO]

I wish I lived closer so I could sneak over every night and piss in his pool.

That reminds me of what my kid did the other night. I put him in the tub for a bath. He has this green tumbler he plays with in there, and it was sitting on the edge of the tub. I grabbed it to rinse of his head, and he dove out of the way and screamed "no, it's pee!".

 

[bigbassturd]

Green tumblr?

 

[WoodyO]

Green tumblr?

A green plastic cup he plays with in the tub. Five year olds are easy to entertain.

 

[bigbassturd]

I also use a tumblr in the bathroom

 

[WoodyO]

Nipplicious!

 

[caligirl85]

We are all about licking a hot girl's ass here in Canada. And to perpetuate a stereotype, yes...I have flavoured a girl's balloon knot with a dab of maple syrup before commencing (true story)

That's a good idea!!

 

[caligirl85]

lol, cindy and I were having a similar conversation the other day.

Great minds think alike

 

[Dial_tone]

Okay, oral on a clit/vag I get, but not a butthole. They take a dump out of that. No thanks.

If you like teh bum sex okay, then use a toy. My tongue ain't going on a two-hole.

Maybe you should try dating some chicks that know how to wash dat azz. My girl's booty so clean you can eat off it....and I do....after I get done admiring my reflection in her shiny round ass.