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Somebody pls cheer up lil ol me
- Thread starter tripleV
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smallmovesal said:hey now, some people like big booties...
i just had to laugh at how they addressed it...
and 3v you know, i hate being an honest person... i get walked all over all the time
now excuse me, i have to order a pizza.
Oh shit, I didn't even notice her enormous plump arse. I was referring to her choice in eyeshadow.
smallmovesal
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tripleV said:well girl........we still have Montreal
i hope so..
gimme a call or i'll get on msn and we'll shoot the shit
SeXKiTTen_CanDy
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I'll cheer you up.. this shit makes me laugh....
What Girls think The Morning After - Sung to the tune of "I will survive"!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second
I'd be in your crusty bed
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butt's a pimply mess,
it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that,
than at your fucking ugly face..!
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer,
Coz when I looked at you last night,
you looked just like that Richard Gere!
I can't believe, that we both shagged.
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm fucking off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train
and I'm not stopping till I'm home and
washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick,
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat.
But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you,
you twat.
It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze,
I'm going to have no stupid fun,
Coz waking up beside your mug,
Just makes me want to be a nun!
What Girls think The Morning After - Sung to the tune of "I will survive"!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second
I'd be in your crusty bed
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butt's a pimply mess,
it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that,
than at your fucking ugly face..!
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer,
Coz when I looked at you last night,
you looked just like that Richard Gere!
I can't believe, that we both shagged.
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm fucking off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train
and I'm not stopping till I'm home and
washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick,
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat.
But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you,
you twat.
It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze,
I'm going to have no stupid fun,
Coz waking up beside your mug,
Just makes me want to be a nun!
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