ABRAHAM LINCOLN ELECTED TO CONGRESS IN 1846.
JFK ELECTED TO CONGRESS IN 1946.
ABE LINCOLN ELECTED TO PRES. IN 1860.
JFK ELECTED PRES IN 1960.
LINCOLN AND KENNEDY EACH CONTAIN 7 LETTERS.
BOTH WERE PARTICULARLY CONCERNED WITH CIVIL RIGHTS.
BOTH WIVES LOST A CHILD WHILE LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
BOTH WERE SHOT ON A FRIDAY.
BOTH WERE SHOT IN THE HEAD.
LINCOLN'S SECRETARY WAS NAMED KENNEDY.
KENNEDY'S SECRETARY WAS NAMED LINCOLN
BOTH WERE ASSASINATED BY SOUTHERNERS.
BOTHER WERE SUCCEEDED BY SOUTHERNERS NAMED JOHNSON.
ANDREW JOHNSON, WHO SUCCEEDED LINCOLN, WAS BORN IN 1808.
LYNDON JOHNSON, WHO SUCCEEDED KENNEDY, WAS BORN IN 1908.
JOHN WILKES BOOTH, WHO KILLED LINCOLN, WAS BORN IN 1839.
LEE HARVEY OSWALD, WHO KILLED KENNEDY, WAS BORN IN 1939.
BOTH ASSASSINS WERE KNOWN BY THREE NAMES.
BOTH NAMES CONTAIN 15 LETTERS.
LINCOLN WAS SHOT AT A THEATER NAMED KENNEDY.
KENNEDY WAS SHOT IN A CAR NAMED LINCOLN.
BOOTH RAN FROM THE THEATER ANS WAS CAUGHT IN A WAREHOUSE.
OSWALD RAN FROM A WAREHOUSE AND WAS CAUGHT IN A THEATER.
BOOTH AND OSWALD WERE ASSASSINATED BEFORE THEIR TRIALS.
AND HERE IS THE KICKER...A WEEK BEFORE LINCOLN WAS SHOT, HE WAS IN MONROE, MARYLAND.
A WEEK BEFORE KENNEDY WAS SHOT, HE WAS "IN" MARYLAND MONROE!!!
THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT.
KAYNE