some things to think about

[tuc biscuit]

1. nails screeching down a blackboard

2. stubbing your toe

3. grinding your teeth together by accident so they make a sqeeking noise

4. seeing someone else get badly injured


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[SoKlueles]

watching the childrens hospital things on tv, makes me cry everytime when i see a kid with cancer and pitiful
makes me thank God every day that my kids are healthy

 

[Robert Jan]

Realise how dumb the average person is.

Now realise that half of the population is dumber than that.

Now overthink democracy.

 

[BileStew]

4. seeing someone else get badly injured

What's wrong with someone getting injured? There's nothing like a good 'ole compound fracture that gets the juices flowing...

 

[ChefWide]

Racking your nuts, so savagely that you can't draw breath and phosphenes are dansing accross your vision, on the corner of the cabinet door your son leaves open for the 37th time.

or....


The time I sat on one of my own nads. Lost consciousness for a few minutes. Couldn't speak for an hour, couldn't walk for a day and a half.

 

[supersizeme]

how do you manage to sit on one of your nuts? i didn't realize it was possible to rack yourself that way

 

[BileStew]

Racking your nuts, so savagely that you can't draw breath and phosphenes are dansing accross your vision, on the corner of the cabinet door your son leaves open for the 37th time.

or....


The time I sat on one of my own nads. Lost consciousness for a few minutes. Couldn't speak for an hour, couldn't walk for a day and a half.

LMFAO.. So that's where the "recipe's" come from...

 

[jenscats5]

I CAN'T STAND the sound of styrofoam rubbing together.....uuhhnnnn

 

[WODIN]

Getting a stick through your eyeball.
Having a 10 inch nail stabbed driven through you hand.
Sneezing and seeing blood splatter all over the mirror.
Getting kicked in the nuts and then having your nipples twisted...that is just wrong.

 

[Y_lifter]

Chewing on tin foil
Having something jam up under your fingernail
Catching Mr happy's head in the zipper

 

[ChefWide]

how do you manage to sit on one of your nuts? i didn't realize it was possible to rack yourself that way

The fellas are healthy, full bodied and swing the way nature intended them to... but it was the sitting method that was the problem.

I had not recently shaved the Holy Change Purse and stubble was the culprit on the cordoroy seat cushion: I was hauling ass to get the phone, buck naked from the shower, sat/slid onto the chair and as I was sitting my sack was dragged under one of my original two asscheeks, more of where asscheek meets thigh, actually.

My son came out of his room after he heard me swallow my tongue, only to see me, out cold, naked, buns up, with my sack in my hand in front of the computer. I can't imagine how that damaged him, but that nasty eye tick he has everytime I mention that I need to 'jump in the shower' is new... I think....

 

[SoKlueles]

Pics!

 

[ChefWide]

Pics!

the horror.

 

[bran987]

I CAN'T STAND the sound of styrofoam rubbing together.....uuhhnnnn

I didn't know this bothered anyone else! I almost have to leave the room when the secretary opens up a new package of those damn cups

 

[Werd]

Having some dude who is drunk and not shaven try to kiss you...




I want to vomit now.

 

[BileStew]

Having some dude who is drunk and not shaven try to kiss you...




I want to vomit now.

You shave?

 

[Robert Jan]

I can see how drunk is nasty but what's wrong with taking shaving daily a bit loosely?

 

[Y_lifter]

Having some dude who is drunk and not shaven try to kiss you...

You made moaning sounds, so I thought you were into me ??

 

[SoreArms]

popping pimples and watching them splat against a mirror

 

[Robert Jan]

How about when you have a really ripe pimple on your bicep
its like about to pop
and you wear a singlet and train biceps real hard
and it pops into the mirror.

 

[Werd]

LOL at all the drunken comments.

Seriously, there is nothing more repulsive to a female than to have some notshaven drunk dude try to kiss you.

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww, thanks.... I just skieved myself out AGAIN!

 

[ChefWide]

LOL at all the drunken comments.

Seriously, there is nothing more repulsive to a female than to have some notshaven drunk dude try to kiss you.

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww, thanks.... I just skieved myself out AGAIN!

I think guys really enjoy women who shave their nether regions and let a nice rash of ingrown hairs develop, then ask you to go down with the lights on.

There goes that sushi I had for lunch...

 

[Robert Jan]

Many will disagree. Look at how many men who are modelling as hot in the media sport a serious stubble face

 

[ChefWide]

Many will disagree. Look at how many men who are modelling as hot in the media sport a serious stubble face

So, you don't mind kissing stubbly drunken men, but she does, ok, Mr. Woodenshoeboy?

 

[Mr. dB]

popping pimples and watching them splat against a mirror

Popping pimples is such a satisfying urge that I think it is hard wired into the male human genetic code. It's probably a remnant of some ape grooming instinct, like picking lice and ticks.

 

[ChefWide]

Popping pimples is such a satisfying urge that I think it is hard wired into the male human genetic code. It's probably a remnant of some ape grooming instinct, like picking lice and ticks.

You like picking lice and ticks... ok...um.... that's cool... no worries.

 

[Werd]

So, you don't mind kissing stubbly drunken men, but she does, ok, Mr. Woodenshoeboy?

I can't wait to hear the reply to this one! LOL

 

[Mr. dB]

Having some dude who is drunk and not shaven try to kiss you...




I want to vomit now.

Yet another way for a man to disgust Werd. Quelle suprise!