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some recent critical thinking.....and a place to share ideas

spongebob

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let me pre-empt this with a couple of comments. i say this because i am sincere. this is not a 'poop' thread. and if your discusted by this kind of dialougue i understand and by all means please refrain from participating.

you know i too do not like to discuss this topic, in fact ive been married for over twelve years and rarely discuss anything with her. we dont even fart in front of each other still, you have to keep at least one item sacred IMO. but i have found that if i take a technical approach i am more comfortable talking about this issue.

let me tell you my story first. and throughout this discussion i will use terminology that i think we can all feel comfortable with.

it started last week,with some constipation, which ill refer to as waste stoppage from this point forward. not a big deal right? no. well it ran into the next day. at this point waste movements begins to exporting in a more effecient manner. traditionally, i think it just runs first come first serve basis. in this case there was a problem with what i believe to be the size of the waste itself. if other shipments are ready to go though we need to get this one out of the way for right now. the holding area i would call the hold tank. packages are recieved and shipped.

in the meantime your body being real smart as to occurring problems senses an issue with with an export in waste movements. they know there could be a bottleneck situation if the body continues to send oversized containers to the hold tank. so its ifrst corrective action response is to cut back on the packaging size and most important its density. this will allow this material to 'move' past the 'problem' container in the hold tank. minor adjustments

i think the hold tank works off of two control schemes. the first one and default is the pressure of the hold tank. this allows for venting of off gases. the second one and critical is the level control. having a high and a high high alarm. reduntant alarms.

ive noticed that there are three systems working in tangents here also. you have solids or slurry movements, liquids and ejactulation movements.

ive noticed that when the solids division has outgoing waste the liquids division is on standby and releases as soon as solids closes its valve. or to be more precise, its movements sensing device. in other words you cant have the liquids valve open if the solids moement sensing device is measurring something. it is in sequential order for control purposes.

what i was getting was my liquids valve wouldnt open, thats because i was constantly picking something up on my solids movement side. because there was a package in the hold tank at alll times. so we had to get over-rides for the liquid valve to function properly. just internal paperwork.

another interlock associated with these systems is the one between the liquids and ejactulation divisions. if you have a pressure sensing device picking something up in that div your outlet valve will not open in your ejaculation div. in other words, you can not have two liquids exporting at the same time. im only assumming because of the discharge pressures. if one is higher than the other you may back up one material from one into another. it would probably cause anti- bacterial systems meltdown malfunction.

if you daisy chain the three systems together, i belive you can not have a solids movement sensing device activated and have a ejaculator outlet valve open at the same time. basicaslly electrical interlocks.

i have not resolved my problem fully yet but it is being worked on. i sent in two guys from a tech support group from an external vendor known as ex-lax. from what i gather there are ongoing talks as we speak. they seem to have know how to handle with the packaging problems. internally our guys dont have a emulsions group that break down a package that has alreasdy been packed to ship.

so as of right now everybody is on standby. im hoping as soon as the negotiators resolve some of these issues everything will break loose from that point so to speak.
 
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I think you should feel comfortable enough round someone that you can fart in front of them
but thats me
and im a romantic of sorts
 
I hate poop rooms that do not have a window in them.

Don't have a windowless shiter in your house unless you love air freshner
 
SoKlueles said:
I think you should feel comfortable enough round someone that you can fart in front of them
but thats me
and im a romantic of sorts


not me, in a lifetime committment i think you have to keep one thing away from your partner in order to satisfy the internal thought process of trying to understand everthing about your partner. once people satisfy that, divorce rates shoot up. if you think you dont everything about the other parson you will insticntfully stay with that person to learn that.

i cant prove that.
 
spongebob said:
not me, in a lifetime committment i think you have to keep one thing away from your partner in order to satisfy the internal thought process of trying to understand everthing about your partner. once people satisfy that, divorce rates shoot up. if you think you dont everything about the other parson you will insticntfully stay with that person to learn that.

i cant prove that.
is that why u havnt come out of the closet to her yet?
 
thats why you go to the bathroom and shut the door when your unclogging your pipes
thats YOUR time lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
thats some twisted shit right there ;)

(youre an engineer, arent you? ;) )

no but i did recently go thru some systematic training relating to my job recently and found that applying the same basic priciples to the human body we can figure some of it out.

its all theory on my part.
 
spongebob said:
no but i did recently go thru some systematic training relating to my job recently and found that applying the same basic priciples to the human body we can figure some of it out.

its all theory on my part.
lol youre so full of shit ;)
 
hamstershaver said:
were you under the influence when you made this thread?

no but i was under the influence when all the thought was put into the subject. im like that, i start trying to figure shit out. no pun inteneded.
 
spongebob said:
lets not turn this shitty now. i truely dont intend for it to be a 'poop' thread.
lol alright then. your intestine isnt a steel holding tank or pipes. its a tough, stretchy tube full of muscles that contract lengthwise, and circularly. your 3 phases of "waste" all intemingle and make their way past each other at will.

personally i suggest you go to the pharmacy and buy some stool softener, and drink a lot of water. then youll have an episode you wont tell your wife about, and everything will be back to normal. cheerios :)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
lol alright then. your intestine isnt a steel holding tank or pipes. its a tough, stretchy tube full of muscles that contract lengthwise, and circularly. your 3 phases of "waste" all intemingle and make their way past each other at will.

personally i suggest you go to the pharmacy and buy some stool softener, and drink a lot of water. then youll have an episode you wont tell your wife about, and everything will be back to normal. cheerios :)

well like i said, i sent two guys in from ex-lax. im about to send two more.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
. your 3 phases of "waste" all intemingle and make their way past each other at will.

:)

well for the most part. as long as a sensing device in one div is not 'holding' another valve in another div.

if you have a strong urge for some solids movements, chances are your liquids div will not get an AFR, authorization for release. not saying it cant be done but SOP, standard operating procedure doesnt allow for it.

same goes for an ejaculation AFR. that div under current SOP will not get it if the sensing input device for solids and liquids watse is picking something up or unless the AFR for solids and liquids waste has been completed.

in laymens terms, you can not have an ejaculate movement while waste is in the process of exporting a package or about to.

ofcourse this is just under normal SOP.
 
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