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Some random thoughts from George Carlin and others
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three
years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not
using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates
a hostile work environment!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel
a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too,
but they take the one woman in America willing to cook,
clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three
years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not
using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates
a hostile work environment!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel
a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too,
but they take the one woman in America willing to cook,
clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail."
