Some guys have no class........

[vinylgroover]

Went to a BBQ on Sunday with a bunch of people and the topic of convo invariably got onto sex.

Anyway, this couple that was there......ugly bloke with a good looking girl started crapping on and the bloke made reference to 'Timmy the tapeworm'. This guy's girlfriend apparently has a tapeworm problem and the guy went on to elaborate that often when they have sex, 'timmy' the tapeworm makes an appearance out of his girlfriend's ass before going back inside. His girlfriend was laughing but seemingly not embarassed. Up to this point, i was sitting next to his girlfriend with a Nazi in my pants from perving on her hot tits and ass-crack which was showing out of her jeans. As soon as he started with the 'tapeworm' thing, my Nazi subsided quicker than you could say 'Battle of stalingrad'.

Unlike me, this guy has no sense of decorem (spelling?). If i ever see them again i will be thinking of this worm in his girlfriend's ass............it's unfortunate because she's quite hot.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

 

[The_Ghost]

are you shittin me? That is fucked up

 

[PoyeBoy]

urban legand

 

[vinylgroover]

i shit you not.

I had met them once before and i was surprised then at the amount of info they were both happy to share concerning their peronal lives, but even this shocked me. There were other people there that they had never met before and those people couldn't believe what they were hearing.

 

[PoyeBoy]

i shit you not.

I had met them once before and i was surprised then at the amount of info they were both happy to share concerning their peronal lives, but even this shocked me. There were other people there that they had never met before and those people couldn't believe what they were hearing.

i believe that they told you this, however its an urban legend

 

[Pamela]

That's just crazy!

And she just put up with it?

 

[Nathan]

i believe that they told you this, however its an urban legend

Sounds to me you should consider that maybe they were fucking with you. Maybe they don't care for your company and thought the only way they would enjoy themselves at such a potentially boring Sunday affair was to make outlandish claims about themselves. Knowing full well such ludicrous stories would appaul their audience, they left that night giggling to themselves about what amusing things you people must be saying about them. Sounds like fun to me.

 

[BonerBoy]

yep, I gotta agree with nathan, my cat had a tape worm and I gave him a pill and he got rid that same day

I cant imagine anyone kicking back at a bbq knowing they got a tapeworm crawling around inside em

They definately got a whacked sense of hummor though

 

[vinylgroover]

Sounds to me you should consider that maybe they were fucking with you. Maybe they don't care for your company and thought the only way they would enjoy themselves at such a potentially boring Sunday affair was to make outlandish claims about themselves. Knowing full well such ludicrous stories would appaul their audience, they left that night giggling to themselves about what amusing things you people must be saying about them. Sounds like fun to me.

she admitted later privately that she does have a tapeworm problem.

Sure, most of the story was elaborated through the naming of the tape worm and the 'popping it's head out' and so on............but it's still terrible, lol

This guy also claims that when he licks his girlfriend's asshole he often comes across dried up bits of shit on his girlfriend's asshole, lol.

 

[SoKlueles]

thats just not right, cant she git rid of it?

 

[Robert Jan]

There's this nasty couple in my school that always shares sexual details.

 

[jerseyart]

Dude,

You're as nasty as they are,repeating this stuff. That's f'ed up. If I saw a worm pop out of some girls ass I would swear off sex. Damn

 

[Robert Jan]

Jerseyart is hereby officially ruled unfit to ever be an ob/gyn doctor

 

[BileStew]

Why after reading that did I feel like I was sitting in on a conversation betweem Austin Powers and his Father.


lol...he shat on a turtle!!!

 

[Delinquent]

yep, I gotta agree with nathan, my cat had a tape worm and I gave him a pill and he got rid that same day

I cant imagine anyone kicking back at a bbq knowing they got a tapeworm crawling around inside em

They definately got a whacked sense of hummor though

Maybe she put it there so she maintains her weight? I remember reading about people doing this nowadays and it was common practice a couple hundred years ago

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i say it bullshit, but only because there is no way she would need to bait her ass to get her boyfriend to go there

cmon fishy fishy

 

[broley]

Reminds me of a joke
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him, "Dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS? He replied "So that when I die no one will fuck your mom"

 

[Mr. Black]

he often comes across dried up bits of shit on his girlfriend's asshole, lol.

I'm sure this has happened to the best of us

 

[d3track]

i sudenly dont feel so good

 

[BonerBoy]

she admitted later privately that she does have a tapeworm problem.

Sure, most of the story was elaborated through the naming of the tape worm and the 'popping it's head out' and so on............but it's still terrible, lol

This guy also claims that when he licks his girlfriend's asshole he often comes across dried up bits of shit on his girlfriend's asshole, lol.

worms and bits of shit??? I'd call him a sick fuck and leave