Some Good Sports Quotes

[Iron Thrower]

Mike Tyson on Lennox Lewis, "I am going to kill him and then eat his children, All praise be to Allah."

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

That's my girl.

But they need to design some better football pants for girls. Ones that fit in the ass and the waist. Boys must have no ass!

 

[Hannibal]

But they need to design some better football pants for girls. Ones that fit in the ass and the waist. Boys must have no ass!

Big legged gurls got lotsa soul

See women have more ass than waist...hopefully anyway. And men are thicker through the waist. Of course now that the WPFL is getting some quality athletes...maybe they will design some football pants for women.

 

[Hannibal]

My High school baseball coach, Rocky Manual--won National coach of the year for 5A--he had a ton of quotes, but I really liked this one---

"If sliding when running to first base is faster than running through the bag, then why don't you see Olympic sprinters sliding across the finish line?"

I will never understand that...it even happens in the Majors. They should know better. The only reason to slide into first is on a tag play when the firstbaseman gets pulled off the bag.

GREAT QUOTE!!!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Big legged gurls got lotsa soul

See women have more ass than waist...hopefully anyway. And men are thicker through the waist. Of course now that the WPFL is getting some quality athletes...maybe they will design some football pants for women.

I don't have big legs, just a round booty, then the waist is huge. They just need to add a little extra spandex in the blend would help

 

[Latimer]

You guys are forgetting about the child baring hips that most women have.

 

[gymnpoppa]

I don't have big legs, just a round booty, then the waist is huge. They just need to add a little extra spandex in the blend would help

Post some pics...I don't believe you.....but is the booty firm/tight?

 

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