Some crazy lady started screaming at me today...

[NJjuice22]

I was walking at lunch and this old lady who looked like she had been trapped in a tanning bed for the last century singles me out and starts fuckin screaming at me....she kept going until i was atleast 1/2 block away. i just laughed and kept walking. I only made out the first and last sentences and the rest was babbling on.


"one of the sides isnt right!!!" (at first I thought she was referring to my hair and I briefly got self-concious but then realized that was impossible..it was flawless)

"and stop being around those people, they are bad , they're not like you"


wtf man...my stupid ass always wonders if things like this are a message of sorts.

 

[biteme]

Very weird. I would have asked her what the problem was, then again maybe I would have been too shocked.

 

[swole]

I was walking at lunch and this old lady who looked like she had been trapped in a tanning bed for the last century singles me out and starts fuckin screaming at me....she kept going until i was atleast 1/2 block away. i just laughed and kept walking. I only made out the first and last sentences and the rest was babbling on.


"one of the sides isnt right!!!" (at first I thought she was referring to my hair and I briefly got self-concious but then realized that was impossible..it was flawless)

"and stop being around those people, they are bad , they're not like you"


wtf man...my stupid ass always wonders if things like this are a message of sorts.

she was probably on a bluetooth

 

[Gambino]

bro, that was an omen
she put a hex on you, voodoo style
fucked you are

 

[NJjuice22]

Very weird. I would have asked her what the problem was, then again maybe I would have been too shocked.

this lady had this look in her eyes that if I would have antagonized her , then she would have lunged at me....requiring me to choke slam her ass into the pavement.

 

[NJjuice22]

bro, that was an omen
she put a hex on you, voodoo style
fucked you are

it sounded like she was unhappy about my friends.....i got rid of all the trouble makers though....hmmmmm weirdddd

 

[Gambino]

this lady had this look in her eyes that if I would have antagonized her , then she would have lunged at me....requiring me to choke slam her ass into the pavement.

lol that would look funny on your record
stabbed in the ankle by a chica
choked slammed a senior lady
lolll

 

[NJjuice22]

lol that would look funny on your record
stabbed in the ankle by a chica
choked slammed a senior lady
lolll

ankle and kneecap.

lol....one time i was walking in nyc with this kid i used to be buddies with. some black girl (looked sane, about 30yrs old) is standing next to us at the cross walk and says "whoa, bad vibe" and takes off in the other direction.

me and that kid wound up fighting the next week because his ex girlfriend had contacted me online and he flipped about it. havent spoken since.

 

[jh1]

She was talking bout the peeps on EF.

You shouldn't come here anymore.

 

[slat1]

How much you want to bet NJ had sex with her! LOL

 

[Frisky]

My damn mother was supposed to single out KB, not you... well dammit... that woman can't do anything right.

 

[Virtuoso]

bluetooth or dementia, take your pick!

 

[heatherrae]

Just a delusional person. I used to have shit like that happen to me every time I went outside in Miami. We had lots of homeless mental patients walking around the streets in the early 90's. I was in NYC once and a crazy man ran up and pushed me into the oncoming traffic. He was just running around punching people randomly.

 

[jackangel]

I was in NYC once and a crazy man ran up and pushed me into the oncoming traffic. He was just running around punching people randomly.

omg i would have been like DAD CUT IT OUT