Some broad challenges KB to a dance off - pwn3d!

[KillahBee]

Long story short - when I go out, my only goal is to make fun of as many people as posssible, particualry girls, and even better if its right in front of their face. dancing is a big part of that cause most stupid cracker girls cant dance. I am with about 6 peeps from work, all drunk as hell, and there is a group of white typical CT girls next to us dancing all loud and shit. so., I decide to mock them. I start dancing next to them blatantly making fun of them. I take out my wallet while dancing and start tossing my credit cards, 1 by 1, at ther feet. fucking hilarious. one of the coked up crackers somehow turns this into a dance off and challenges me in front of everyone. b4 we know it, the entire bar is in a circle staring at us. I step up an start doing some fucking funny ass dance, which includes me tossing my car key at the broad ( not sure why, but it wa funny). she then does some horrrible jig, I then do the robot and the sprinkler. She does some horrible jig. I then do the lawnmower right into the robot with the limp swinging arm. she then does some horrible jig. to put an end to it, I toss my entire wallet in the air, then drop on my stomach and do the worm until I hit the point where my wallet landed. game fucking over.

 

[StickFigure]

Where's the vid bor??? We need some action video!

 

[KillahBee]

Where's the vid bor??? We need some action video!

dude - it was insane. I used to do that shit back in college, but its been a while. my manager was there and looked at me afterwards and said, "I have never seen someone captivate an audience like that. You deserve a promotion just for that:

 

[GodOfThunder]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to KillahBee again.

 

[jestros]

Damn man, thats a whole load of classic moves. The crowd must have been in awe.

 

[KillahBee]

Damn man, thats a whole load of classic moves. The crowd must have been in awe.

it was fucking unreal. I was real drunk, so I just remember lots of cheering and laughing.

 

[swole]

LMAO.....did you get your credit cards back??

 

[KillahBee]

LMAO.....did you get your credit cards back??

yes. it was while I was picking them up that the girl actually noticed what I was doing and called me out

 

[lickin lollypops]

LOL....I just had the dance off from the HOT CHICK flash before my eyes!!

 

[onerepmaximum]

Killah, you are 140 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.

 

[onerepmaximum]

And my new hero

 

[KillahBee]

Killah, you are 140 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.

140 soaking wet, big daddy.

 

[onerepmaximum]

140 soaking wet, big daddy.

Is that with rocks in the pockets or not?



Bro, I can't even dance a little, that would have been funny as hell.

 

[chewyxrage]

That's fucking awesome

 

[jackangel]

you rule

 

[GoldenDelicious]

just think, when you finally have only a few tufts of hair left, youll look even crazier

lol i cant believe you threw your credit cards at them, what would have been hilarious is if you woke up in the morning (afternoon) and someone had bought the whole bar a drink with the card you forgot to pick up

 

[JayC9]

cancoillote raclette edel de cleron comte

 

[needtogrow]

you should of thrown in the helicopter.

 

[KillahBee]

just think, when you finally have only a few tufts of hair left, youll look even crazier

lol i cant believe you threw your credit cards at them, what would have been hilarious is if you woke up in the morning (afternoon) and someone had bought the whole bar a drink with the card you forgot to pick up

A) you whore

B) I know, stupid move by me. I threw like 6 cards at her too, but it was well worth it. Not a damn person who saw the move knew what the hell I was thinking.

 

[coverguy]

i'm picturing Ben Stiller in Starsky & Hutch as i read your thread.


nothing better than stuck up Ct hoes getting Pwn3d!

 

[bran987]

greatness

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Long story short - when I go out, my only goal is to make fun of as many people as posssible, particualry girls, and even better if its right in front of their face. dancing is a big part of that cause most stupid cracker girls cant dance. I am with about 6 peeps from work, all drunk as hell, and there is a group of white typical CT girls next to us dancing all loud and shit. so., I decide to mock them. I start dancing next to them blatantly making fun of them. I take out my wallet while dancing and start tossing my credit cards, 1 by 1, at ther feet. fucking hilarious. one of the coked up crackers somehow turns this into a dance off and challenges me in front of everyone. b4 we know it, the entire bar is in a circle staring at us. I step up an start doing some fucking funny ass dance, which includes me tossing my car key at the broad ( not sure why, but it wa funny). she then does some horrrible jig, I then do the robot and the sprinkler. She does some horrible jig. I then do the lawnmower right into the robot with the limp swinging arm. she then does some horrible jig. to put an end to it, I toss my entire wallet in the air, then drop on my stomach and do the worm until I hit the point where my wallet landed. game fucking over.

I still have one of your CC's ... NAH!

YOU guys fall for it everytime

 

[nycgirl]

greatness

Agreed. Too funny. I think pics should be included next time this happens.

 

[KillahBee]

Agreed. Too funny. I think pics should be included next time this happens.

lol I wish someone had a camera. I was talking to my buddy at work about it today and he said, "It was like a movie. As soon as you started throwing your wad of bills at the girl and then dangling your keys in front of her while dancing, the entire bar stopped and made a circle."

 

[Smurfy]

LOL good stuff Holmes