Some appreciation for the Goatslayer

[StoneColdGold]

I just have to recognize the accomplishments of SatanicGoatslayer. This dude cracks me the fuck up. I don't know where you come up with some of the most randomly absurd things ever, but every time you do I'm left with the most hysterically offensive image in my head. Keep up the good work.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Thank you, though I don't know if you're mocking my reality. But thanks, regardless.

To celebrate this compliment, I think that a game of modified lawn darts would be appropriate, given enough intoxication. The modification comes in when, instead of using inanimate targets, you find raccoons and cats and pin them to the ground with a spike. Whoever can put a dart through the target's skull gets the grand prize of freshly squeezed salmon milt.

 

[big4life]

SG.
Can we use people instead of animals.
I like most animals.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Using people is definately better.

The only reason I said raccoons is that a bigger target (ie: a human) makes it easier to hit the skull. Therefore, you must put the target farther out to accomodate this difference. Most novices can't throw far enough to hit a person in the head.

All of the games I play are easily modified to fit your own needs. Except for the consumption of alcohol, that is etched in stone. To abstain would be heresy.

 

[WarriorPL]

Yes Goat deserves lots of appreciation.

Hey SG, nice game, you any good at it?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I deserve no appreciation. Quite the contrary, I deserve public execution, but I persevere through the madness.

And yes, I am ranked #1 in my division. Toothless is #4, due to his cataracts.

 

[Weapon X]

SG, how do you get the milt from those little fish peepees?

 

[theoak01]

I agree SG is the funniest,makes this board a little better

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Weapon, I don't do the milking, or milting as it were. Whoever loses gets that duty.