There is a "service" out there that will be delighted to steal your money in exchange for generating a ton of bogus information, which they claim will drive your real info down onto page sixty at Google. It's a scam. Ain't gonna happen.
I read about them on a blog where a guy tried to get them to attack "I Can Has Cheezburger." They said "Sure, we can make that go away!" Yeah, right.
Forget about it.