Sodium/carb content of shit?

[Sexual Mustard]

Anyone know how many grams of carbs and milligrams of sodium are in a 4 oz. loaf of fairly solid dark human-grade shit?

 

[Sexual Mustard]

I plugged it in a few online nutritional charts/search engines, but nothing came up

 

[BigBazooka]

Ok. There should be a shit forum. It could be called:

Elitefitness Between the Shits - Pinch a loaf as big and smelly as you like.


ps. you can PM Veronica Moser and ask her. Go visit www.veronicamoser.com. Such a lovely website. (If you're into shit eating, that is, lol.)


ps #2. I give this topic about 45 minutes before it's locked, deleted or moved into Between the Shits -forum.

 

[Paulos]

Ask Lumbuss, I believe he did a nutritional analysis of human shit.

 

[Paulos]

Few things in life make me cringe, but that link was one of them.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

Holy shit LOL Hmmm I wonder how you knew of that site, Big Baz...

 

[Sexual Mustard]

By the way, my "Holy Shit" comment: pun intended.

 

[Puc]

i've wondered that, too... mostly when dieting. if i am crapping carbs then some of my food must have gone undigested. then i really ate less then I thought!!