So who's lying?

[PHATchik]

I was watching a stupid reality show with my mom last night and on it, these girls are trying to find a wife for their dad. Well, each episode, the girls get to pick at least 2 women to give lie detector tests to so they can test their sincerity. Hey, it's a reality show, so what do you expect?

Anyway, I started thinking how cool it would be to simply be able to hook someone up to a polygraph machine to see if he is telling me the truth or lying through his teeth. So here's my question. If you all had that opportunity, who in your life would you test or wish you could have tested in the past? Oh yeah, and why?

 

[big4life]

Nobody.

I would trust anyone that matters, and if they didn't matter to me, why care? As for bosses, co-workers, etc, I definitely don't care if they are lying.

 

[Razorguns]

none. I don't want to know.

 

[Robert Jan]

nobody. and lie detector tests are quite poor

 

[PHATchik]

Okay, so we've discovered I am more neurotic than you all are and apparently not as trusting either. lol.

 

[TheProject]

On a personal note, I'd like to say that I find your avatar to be rather odd.

 

[jerseyart]

Just so you don't feel too bad, I did think about it once.

I knew she was lying, she knew I knew, yet she kept lying about the whole thing. It was a specific incident, not a general pattern with her. And I needed to know how bad it was, because she was begging for us to stay together.

So finally I sat her down and told her we were going to do the test, or it was over. Her choice. I never really intended on following through, but I told her either she came clean about everything, or the test, or we were through. And I told her we were going the next morning. To tell me now, or tell them then (I didn't want to hear it in between) So she broke down and confessed everything, which was worse than she had let on, but not as bad as I had feared.

That was the only time ith her or anyone else. And in retrospect I should have just left. Wouldn't go through that again

 

[PHATchik]

On a personal note, I'd like to say that I find your avatar to be rather odd.

ANd what's wrong with my avatar Rob?

 

[SoKlueles]

Okay, so we've discovered I am more neurotic than you all are and apparently not as trusting either. lol.

id hook em right up, was with someone that wasnt what he perceived himself to be at all........can u hook their balls up to the lie detector?

 

[TheProject]

ANd what's wrong with my avatar Rob?

Nothing, Sheila...it's just odd.

 

[PHATchik]

id hook em right up, was with someone that wasnt what he perceived himself to be at all........can u hook their balls up to the lie detector?

If it meant I could shock the hell out of them, I'd sure try.

 

[SoKlueles]

If it meant I could shock the hell out of them, I'd sure try.

hell yeah sister

 

[PHATchik]

hell yeah sister

I'm so sadistic at times.

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm so sadistic at times.

we could use jumper cables and hook one end to a battery and the other to their nuts.....if they love us they will let us right?

 

[TheProject]

I'm so sadistic at times.

Yeah, whatever.

 

[vinylgroover]

I would like to test BBF.

I still have doubts over his alters and synthol.

 

[SoKlueles]

I would like to test BBF.

I still have doubts over his alters and synthol.

dang good idea........you are one smart alfred e newman

 

[PHATchik]

Yeah, whatever.

Hey, you're not allowed to comment.

And SoKlueless, that would work perfectly! Let's see how much trust is really there. lol.

 

[vinylgroover]

dang good idea........you are one smart alfred e newman

i've got a hot ass to boot........just ask phatchik

 

[PHATchik]

i've got a hot ass to boot........just ask phatchik

Yes, I will vouch for the man on this one.

 

[jerseyart]

My ass is hot from the workout BBF gave it. I know one place he injects synthol for sure........just ask phatchik, she watched

What the....?????

 

[SoKlueles]

i've got a hot ass to boot........just ask phatchik

i wanna see that ass

 

[PHATchik]

Nothing, Sheila...it's just odd.

I just noticed this post. It's Wonder Woman, not my typical type, but it's still WW.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'd only hook someone up to a lie detector machine if there would be no legal reprocussions towards me for what i did to them before, during, and after the test, including killing them.

 

[vinylgroover]

i wanna see that ass

only if you show us your tits........unrestrained

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

I would hook it up to myself, because often I believe my own lies.

 

[Pamela]

we could use jumper cables and hook one end to a battery and the other to their nuts.....if they love us they will let us right?

That would get their attention!


I would do my X boyfriend.
He was very good at lying.

 

[TheProject]

I just noticed this post. It's Wonder Woman, not my typical type, but it's still WW.

Well, duh, but it's kinda like this weird unga bunga jungle WW thing.

Odd.

 

[PHATchik]

Well, duh, but it's kinda like this weird unga bunga jungle WW thing.

Odd.

But it's okay to have manipulated Transformers? Riiiiight.

BTW, I'm going to have unga bunga stuck in my head the rest of the day now. lol.

 

[gonelifting]

I`m lying right now.

 

[TheProject]

But it's okay to have manipulated Transformers? Riiiiight.

BTW, I'm going to have unga bunga stuck in my head the rest of the day now. lol.

Yes, yes it is okay. Anything that makes fun of From Zero in any way is automatically acceptable.

And I'm just waiting for you to spontaneously yell "CAPTAIN CAAAAAAVEMAN!" at the top of your lungs.

 

[PHATchik]

Yes, yes it is okay. Anything that makes fun of From Zero in any way is automatically acceptable.

And I'm just waiting for you to spontaneously yell "CAPTAIN CAAAAAAVEMAN!" at the top of your lungs.

Well, I'm sure I do have a few primitive instincts somewhere inside. I'm not sure Captain Caveman is one of them. However, if the mood hits me, I promise I will restrain myself until I can get you on the phone to hear it.

And I seem to remember Y_Lifter was once a Transformer too? Is that automatically acceptable as well? Although, I will admit this one is much better than Rob Schneider.

 

[PHATchik]

Well, I'm sure I do have a few primitive instincts somewhere inside. I'm not sure Captain Caveman is one of them. However, if the mood hits me, I promise I will restrain myself until I can get you on the phone to hear it.

And I seem to remember Y_Lifter was once a Transformer too? Is that automatically acceptable as well? Although, I will admit this one is much better than Rob Schneider.

Well, bantering is just no fun if Project suddenly just disappears so I don't get to see his oh so witty reply. Sigh, people that work just need to get their priorities straight.

 

[TheProject]

Well, I'm sure I do have a few primitive instincts somewhere inside. I'm not sure Captain Caveman is one of them. However, if the mood hits me, I promise I will restrain myself until I can get you on the phone to hear it.

And I seem to remember Y_Lifter was once a Transformer too? Is that automatically acceptable as well? Although, I will admit this one is much better than Rob Schneider.

Well, Y_Lifter was the first one that amp pharm made, and it seemed like a good idea at the time...then we decided that FZ looks like Rob Schneider, so that's where that came from...and this is really the pentultimate avatar, combining all elements.