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UA_Iron
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She's going through the glovebox of your car and finds a western union receipt and is like "why did you send $150 to someone in Lisbon, Portugal?"
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Ulcasterdropout
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I needed some primo, bitch!! 
mountain muscle
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Tell her your crack dealer is on vacation and you needed a fix.
Or just start going through her purse. They love that.
Or just start going through her purse. They love that.
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The Shadow
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tell her its an ebay deal
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Ulcasterdropout
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LOL. I use that one at the post officeThe Shadow said:
eBay, baby. 
roids duhhh.SoKlueles said:
say that you were buying illegal childporn you cant get in the US.
or say you bought her a special present but she ruined it by snoopin gand she dont get it
or say you bought a pill that helps you mind your own business because you used to be a snoopy bastard
PBR
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no it was not unrelated....she found reciepts for food and beverages and hotel room from a conference he was supposed to be at during those dates....but the conference was 500mi in the opposite direction....she called the hotel that he was supposed to have been at, they never heard of him or had no record of him being there.....EnderJE said:
Yikes! Why did he keep the receipts? Was it that good?PBR said:no it was not unrelated....she found reciepts for food and beverages and hotel room from a conference he was supposed to be at during those dates....but the conference was 500mi in the opposite direction....she called the hotel that he was supposed to have been at, they never heard of him or had no record of him being there.....
PBR
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for tax write offs-expenses....i guess he thought she wouldnt check closely...this wasnt the first time she thought something was up....she had tried to reach him during some classes he attended far away, and couldnt get a hold of him during those...she was on the prowl...EnderJE said:
Apparently he was attempting to live by the 300mi rule....at 300mi away from home , there are no rules...he guessed wrong.
Marauder79
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The Shadow said:
Tell her you sell stuff on Ebay. Ive been pulled into the bank before and they questioned every transaction.
I had to make up some bullshit about me haveing a hobby selling and buying stuff on ebay. No im flagged!
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UA_Iron
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haha I forgot I started this thread.
I just looked her in the eyes and said "drugs" and then offered no further explanation because I couldnt think of a goddamn thing to say. She kept questioning me further but I just told her I wasnt going to tell her.
I just looked her in the eyes and said "drugs" and then offered no further explanation because I couldnt think of a goddamn thing to say. She kept questioning me further but I just told her I wasnt going to tell her.
chewyxrage
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UA_Iron said:
lmao! it's all good. If it was someone I'm not close to I woulda said none of yo biznitch! But if someone close I would said yeah I ordered some dank chronic, ya wanna smoke later?
canadianhitman
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Yet another reason to lock your glove box.
chewyxrage
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canadianhitman said:
or why have condemning receipts up in that bitch in the first place???? safety!
it don't matter till you get pinched!
Bikini Mod
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Forge said:
Ding, Ding, Ding!
EXACTLY
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UA_Iron
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Hahaha, she's just a friend actually. I do appreciate everyone's responses.
She's completely clueless, I've even gone down to mexico with her and picked up some anti-estrogens. She was cool with that, didnt know why the hell I needed them.
The whole situation just caught me off guard, and I could not think of something to say. And my friend in the back knew exactly what the receipt was for too and he wasnt helping out the situation by laughing about it.
She's completely clueless, I've even gone down to mexico with her and picked up some anti-estrogens. She was cool with that, didnt know why the hell I needed them.
The whole situation just caught me off guard, and I could not think of something to say. And my friend in the back knew exactly what the receipt was for too and he wasnt helping out the situation by laughing about it.
lickin lollypops
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The Shadow said:
thats sounds like a good answer....
