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So this mega-hot chick tells me...

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That I have the body of an Adonis but more built, and that the bulge in my pants reminds her of an anaconda curled up over two really big coconuts. I was like, just give me my big mac and fries so i can get out of here...sheesh!
 
anabolicmd said:
That I have the body of an Adonis but more built, and that the bulge in my pants reminds her of an anaconda curled up over two really big coconuts. I was like, just give me my big mac and fries so i can get out of here...sheesh!

I was under the impression you had Down Syndrome and we were just kind to you because you were our Special Elite Corkey. Well good for you then Sparky.
 
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IhateOsama said:


I was under the impression you had Down Syndrome and we were just kind to you because you were our Special Elite Corkey. Well good for you then Sparky.

lol. i thought i was the only one who noticed he isnt that bright
 
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DepressiveJuice said:


lol. i thought i was the only one who noticed he isnt that bright

How did you notice that? I always try to spell, capitalize and punctuate properly, you cant even manage that. But I wouldnt necessarily call you stupid.
 
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IhateOsama said:


Come on tell the truth Sparky, mommy is typing for you. By the way how is special adult School going? Any special hot chicks with big foreheads hitting on you?

I rest my case.
 
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anabolicmd said:


How did you notice that? I always try to spell, capitalize and punctuate properly, you cant even manage that. But I wouldnt necessarily call you stupid.

Come on tell the truth Sparky, mommy is typing for you. By the way how is special adult School going? Any special hot chicks with big foreheads hitting on you?
 
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DepressiveJuice said:


you can understand a persons character with their writing. yours is lacking

Lacking what? Can you explain, elaborate, extrapolate hell just grunt something but dont leave me hanging like that...
 
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anabolicmd said:


How did you notice that? I always try to spell, capitalize and punctuate properly, you cant even manage that. But I wouldnt necessarily call you stupid.

you can understand a persons character with their writing. yours is lacking
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Hmmmm... perhaps I have missed something here, but why the attacks on anabolicmd? His story was amusing.

A lot of guys hate me because N.B.E.G. likes me. All her netstalkwers despise me, even though were "just" friends. I dont understand it myself but thanks for the support broly.
 
Hmmmm... perhaps I have missed something here, but why the attacks on anabolicmd? His story was amusing.
 
anabolicmd said:


A lot of guys hate me because N.B.E.G. likes me. All her netstalkwers despise me, even though were "just" friends. I dont understand it myself but thanks for the support broly.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

:D
 
Anabolicmd, that's pretty fucked up. Hmmm... I have only been chatting on here for a year. Not familiar with the netstalker concept? Sounds like some people need to get lives.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Anabolicmd, that's pretty fucked up. Hmmm... I have only been chatting on here for a year. Not familiar with the netstalker concept? Sounds like some people need to get lives.

I guess a netstalker is someone who follows your posts a little too closely and obsesses over you and just acts weird. Im not too familiar with it either but Im pretty good at spotting them. They cant help but give themselves away, being obsessed and all.
 
Kind of like a friend of mine I used to work with I guess. Her and I used to party, but I never fucked her. We were just friends, but other guys at worked obsessed over her and would get pissed at me for being her friend and always wanted me to admit that I had slept with her, when I really hadn't. However, that is even more wierd on the net. It's not like they are really going to meet, or even have a chance with people online. Most of us live far apart. I'm totally interested in this concept now, just because of the wierd factor. I'm going to do some research on it. It sounds like a new mental disorder that only exist due to technology.
 
anabolicmd said:


A lot of guys hate me because N.B.E.G. likes me. All her netstalkwers despise me, even though were "just" friends. I dont understand it myself but thanks for the support broly.

first time you've said something funny bro. i like you, theres nothing to hate really. i just think youre a dumbass. btw, who is NBEG?
 
oh. my girl and i met on one of these boards. works out great since you get to know the other persons mind better
 
DJ, did you live close to each other, or was this a long distance thing until you met later?
 
Wow, a long distance relationship would be difficult for me, even if we had been around each other for some time. So, how long were you friends online before it turned into something serious? And you did meet her in person long before moving in together right?
 
yea we met in person first. not sure how long we were just 'friends' on that board. one thing just lead to another
 
DJ, come on give details. This is a totally new concept to me. I just learned about cyber stalkers today.

::is feeling a bit nieve for the first time in a LONG time::

Give time lines and things. How long were you chatting online before you met? How soon after did you move in, and how far apart did you live?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
DJ, come on give details. This is a totally new concept to me. I just learned about cyber stalkers today.

::is feeling a bit nieve for the first time in a LONG time::

Give time lines and things. How long were you chatting online before you met? How soon after did you move in, and how far apart did you live?

very amusing :o
 
DJ, I'm serious. If you look at my post record, I until recently, only posted on the anabolic, diet, and training board. I've never had any online friendships (until recently) or relationships. I'm not asking this to fuck with you. Its just a rather new concept to me. Forgive me if I sound like I'm mocking you or am overly nieve.
 
DepressiveJuice said:


first time you've said something funny bro. i like you, theres nothing to hate really. i just think youre a dumbass. btw, who is NBEG?

Riiiiight, sure, you read this three hours ago and now youre contraditing youself. Maybe you should think another three hours before BSing again. You said my writing showed lack of character, but I guess you were being funny, to yourself only I might add.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Anabolic and I are just friends.

I told him I love him like a fat kid loves cake.

:)

Wait a minute, whats this "just" friends? Like friendship is second rate or something. I dont know, putting "just" in front of it kind of makes it sound like second best and thats not me. Especially since I love you like cake myself!
 
lmao

Self-induced delusion must be the best thing ever.
 
we met on another board. it wasnt a BB board. id rather not say what its about- i want to keep that part of my life private. but we just started posting to each other and then later talked over the phone. we didnt meet in person till after six months. happens all the time, no biggie
 
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anabolicmd said:


Lacking what?

For one thig: a penis.

For another: Bullit compliments.

And fourth: Nature Boy slams.
 
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