So this is what life is like when you primarily interact with 21yo girls

[KillahBee]

sweet (10:36:39 AM): So what do you do all day?
Me (10:40:32 AM): I wait for people to make hotel accomodations for me
sweet (10:37:32 AM): Hahah you suck!
Me (10:41:27 AM): I expect my hotel room to be cleaned daily...by YOU
sweet (10:38:41 AM): Ha! You got jokes like woah! I don't clean what do you think I am
Me(10:42:20 AM): A fat chick
sweet (10:39:19 AM): Hhah heck yea!
sweet (10:39:26 AM): Duh!
Me(10:42:51 AM): How many donuts you take down today, tons of fun?
sweet (10:39:49 AM): 2 dozen all boston creme and jelly filled
sweet (10:39:58 AM): And stu leonards cake!
Me(10:43:33 AM): I don't know if that's hot or if I should vomit all over my $12,000 watch
sweet (10:40:44 AM): Hahahahah you added to many zeros
Me(10:44:22 AM): I roll deep, floss mad chips
sweet (10:43:19 AM): Omg your such a creep
Me(10:53:39 AM): Stop trying to seduce me, it's kinda gross
Me (10:53:52 AM): you are getting chocolate frosting on your laptop
sweet (10:51:03 AM): Get over yourself.
sweet (10:51:09 AM): Yuck.
sweet (10:51:22 AM): Not if you were the last guy on the planet
Me(10:54:44 AM): You're a little too young / overweight for me though.
Me(10:54:48 AM): Maybe w eshould just be friends
sweet (10:52:42 AM): Hahahhah
sweet (10:52:58 AM): I heard you like big girls with braces
sweet (10:53:28 AM): On your e harmony it says you have a minimum weight pref. Of 250
Me(10:56:39 AM): Big girls know how to work it - just pick a roll and HIT IT
sweet (10:53:55 AM): Haha
Me(10:56:51 AM): I like them kinda retarded too
sweet (10:54:00 AM): Big girls do big things
sweet (10:54:17 AM): Hahahaha so youe saying youlike em just like you
Me(10:57:25 AM): a little more manly tho
Me(10:57:34 AM): I like them to toss me around
sweet (10:55:10 AM): You like the mustache
Me(10:58:32 AM): and when they sausage fingers
sweet (10:57:28 AM): Fdr one sec. Beofre I kill myself
Me(11:00:55 AM): what the frig does fdr mean? I didn't graduate highschool last week like you



god almighty, how painful was that...

 

[heatherrae]

This is an example of the "high value" girls of which you so often speak?

We all have been told that you only speak to "high value" people.

 

[StickFigure]

you need a better pass time bro! lol!

 

[KillahBee]

I KNEW you'd be the first one here,lololololzzzzzzzzz. It's almost too easy some times. lkmfaaaaaaa

 

[calveless wonder]

seemed ok...playful and fun.

not like you were about to get into a life altering conversations with that tone

 

[KillahBee]

She's dating an NFL player. If I hit it, this will be the second girl I work with who is currently dating an NFL player.

That's a good streak.

 

[calveless wonder]

She's dating an NFL player. If I hit it, this will be the second girl I work with who is currently dating an NFL player.

That's a good streak.

dating nfl player = away game cum dumpster?

 

[KillahBee]

seemed ok...playful and fun.

not like you were about to get into a life altering conversations with that tone

lol, exactly. fun, young jersey chick.

 

[the_clockwork]

pics?

 

[KillahBee]

dating nfl player = away game cum dumpster?

I guess. The last one's BF was a starter on the Ohio football team last year! This one is dating a scrub I think.