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Silent Method

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So this dude in class today pulls something stupid during class. We were doing a movement activity and I accidentally bumped, very lightly, into him while I was moving backwards.

Dude gave me the gangsta-thug-shoulder-fling-fade-away! No big scene and not something the class picked up on. This chode is very much an Abercrombie and Finch style wannabe bad ass and I guess his wannabe boundry was broken when I slightly touched him. Sadly, due to the activity as well as my respect for the teacher and class, I was not in a position to say anything.

Now, I am a very calm person by nature. I'm also a respectful person by nature, and I expect the same in return. I'm not a fan of blind violence, but I do believe in old fashioned, man-to-man, step outside, character building. :)

If something like this it happens again from the same guy, and it is decidedly purposeful and disrespectful, I am going to challenge the dude. The thing is, I will not risk getting screwed over by the university. I'm also not going to pull a "meet me behind the play ground at 3:00" thing, nor go out on the town looking for a fight.

Perhaps if need be I can prepare the correct statement(s), innocent enough to the ears of the class, but direct enough to draw his attack?


Ahh, I'm just fantasizing here. It’s been a while since I’ve had a good fight. BTW, the dude's pretty good size, got an athletic look - all the more fun for me and impressive for others if given the opportunity exercise my sheer domination whilst temporarily reducing his motor capabilities to that of a rag.


(Oh, and yes, I am a badass. :))
 
nordstrom said:
what is a shoulder fling fade away?
:) You mean the gangsta-thug-shoulder-fling-fade-away?

It's like a push with no arms. You know the kind when you accidently brush by the wannabe thug on the sidewalk? I backed into the dude's front left shoulder and he reacted by bucking me off in a very abrupt and rude manner.
 
Silent Method said:

:) You mean the gangsta-thug-shoulder-fling-fade-away?

It's like a push with no arms. You know the kind when you accidently brush by the wannabe thug on the sidewalk? I backed into the dude's front left shoulder and he reacted by bucking me off in a very abrupt and rude manner.

ah. yeah thats pretty fucking rude for him to do that. I thought it was something like sticking your chest out.

I'd probably do the same thing if i respected the teacher & class. Plus if you fight in school the school will press charges. I'd put it off or talk to the guy so you can do it somewhere else.
 
:D Yeah, the thing is if he does it again I know I can make him piss his pants without laying a hand on or threatening him. It'd be more fun, though, if our politically castrated institutions didn't implement their "zero-tolerance" bullshit.
 
Actually, if something does go down in school I will likely refrain from any striking or choking. It'd probably be a very hard, controled takedown and a very painful, face in the floor restraint.

Unless of course he clearly strikes me first! :)
 
fightings just not worth it brotha...got in some serious shit, for people that really didnt amount much to me! im sure you have much more to lose than this bad ass...gota think like that!
 
Your best bet is to pull out a gun and shoot him in the face. Just make sure no one sees you with the gun, drop it next to him and start screaming "OH MY GOD HE SHOT HIMSELF." Then curl up in a corner of the room and start sucking your thumb and soiling yourself. I guarantee no ones gonna suspect you.
 
I would have turned around and pounded him once square in the chest leaving him gasping on the floor. I snap when shit like that happens.
 
if it happens again...state loudly, "please dont touch me there...im not gay and dont appreciate that..."

he will either shrink or become more aggressive...

more aggressive= you getting louder, "i wont have sex with you...i told you im not gay...quit touching and harassing me..."

he either shrinks or swings...

swings...you get to hurt him...:D

notice how you win no matter what with my method...
 
Silent Method said:
So this dude in class today pulls something stupid during class. We were doing a movement activity and I accidentally bumped, very lightly, into him while I was moving backwards.

Dude gave me the gangsta-thug-shoulder-fling-fade-away! No big scene and not something the class picked up on. This chode is very much an Abercrombie and Finch style wannabe bad ass and I guess his wannabe boundry was broken when I slightly touched him. Sadly, due to the activity as well as my respect for the teacher and class, I was not in a position to say anything.

Now, I am a very calm person by nature. I'm also a respectful person by nature, and I expect the same in return. I'm not a fan of blind violence, but I do believe in old fashioned, man-to-man, step outside, character building. :)

If something like this it happens again from the same guy, and it is decidedly purposeful and disrespectful, I am going to challenge the dude. The thing is, I will not risk getting screwed over by the university. I'm also not going to pull a "meet me behind the play ground at 3:00" thing, nor go out on the town looking for a fight.

Perhaps if need be I can prepare the correct statement(s), innocent enough to the ears of the class, but direct enough to draw his attack?


Ahh, I'm just fantasizing here. It’s been a while since I’ve had a good fight. BTW, the dude's pretty good size, got an athletic look - all the more fun for me and impressive for others if given the opportunity exercise my sheer domination whilst temporarily reducing his motor capabilities to that of a rag.


(Oh, and yes, I am a badass. :))

Dude, if he gets you in a headlock, it's all over.
 
bwood said:
if it happens again...state loudly, "please dont touch me there...im not gay and dont appreciate that..."

he will either shrink or become more aggressive...

more aggressive= you getting louder, "i wont have sex with you...i told you im not gay...quit touching and harassing me..."

he either shrinks or swings...

swings...you get to hurt him...:D

notice how you win no matter what with my method...

BRILLIANT !
 
bwood said:
if it happens again...state loudly, "please dont touch me there...im not gay and dont appreciate that..."

he will either shrink or become more aggressive...

more aggressive= you getting louder, "i wont have sex with you...i told you im not gay...quit touching and harassing me..."

he either shrinks or swings...

swings...you get to hurt him...:D

notice how you win no matter what with my method...
LOL I like this. A third option for him is to laugh and lighten the fuck up. If it happens again I'm going to look him square in the eye and say this loudly with all the seriousness I can muster.


magman1, I understand you perspective. The thing is, it didn't used to be like that with man to man confrontation. Boys used to have freedom to be boys. This little boy in the class needs a character lesson.
 
bwood said:
if it happens again...state loudly, "please dont touch me there...im not gay and dont appreciate that..."

he will either shrink or become more aggressive...

more aggressive= you getting louder, "i wont have sex with you...i told you im not gay...quit touching and harassing me..."

he either shrinks or swings...

swings...you get to hurt him...:D

notice how you win no matter what with my method...

That's genius.
 
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