So this broad is going down on my salsiccia.....

[NJjuice22]

and i give her the mario test....to see if she is wifey material. you pull up next to one of them 18 wheelers on the turnpike. pull alongside it and get the driver's attention. Honk your horn. Make sure he's looking. That's important. At the same time, put your hand behind this broad's head...and push her head down between your legs. Now, if this girl goes down on you knowing that truck driver is watching...then she's a pig who can't be trusted.

 

[chewyxrage]

interesting hypothesis. I need to find someone to test this on....

 

[hotzie]

interesting hypothesis. I need to find someone to test this on....

pick3

 

[nimbus]

great flick

 

[Sassy69]

And if she punches u in the balls for grabbing her head like that, does that make her wifey material?

 

[NJjuice22]

And if she punches u in the balls for grabbing her head like that, does that make her wifey material?

if u dont know where im getting this from...then stfu and get off my thread.

 

[Sassy69]

if u dont know where im getting this from...then stfu and get off my thread.

I guess I don't then. I'm off.


Damn you're sensitive. That time of the month?

 

[NJjuice22]

I guess I don't then. I'm off.


Damn you're sensitive. That time of the month?

yea girl, the midol aint doin it!

 

[Sassy69]

Damn. Sorry to hear. The good news is that it passes in a week or less

 

[PICK3]

pick3

wtf???

 

[chewyxrage]

pick3

We already know he's not to be trusted. I was thinking healother or eatbig.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

I thought the test was you do her in the ass and if she askes to take a shit on your chest she is wife material