So, there's this man...

[velvett]

that lives down the street.

He's delusional.

I hear all this screaming and yelling outside - so I take a slow drive around the 'hood to see what's going on.

So this man, he's outside his house screaming and yelling into the air to the imaginary people to stop harassing, following and cursing at him.


Meanwhile, every other word out of his mouth is F**K.


Very Scary.

 

[Ffactor]

We'll I'm not really delusional but I do have an imaginary friend that gets out of line sometimes. His name is Billy Bob. Would you like to meet him?

 

[Jimsbbc]

 

[The Shadow]

Meanwhile, every other word out of his mouth is F**K.

....hmmmm...sounds familiar.....and you had nothing to do with his cursing??




lmao

 

[slickdadd]

We'll I'm not really delusional but I do have an imaginary friend that gets out of line sometimes. His name is Billy Bob. Would you like to meet him?

The funny potential was much higher than that. You totally swung and missed on that one Cuddletits.

 

[velvett]

Re: Re: So, there's this man...

....hmmmm...sounds familiar.....and you had nothing to do with his cursing??




lmao

No, not today.

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: Re: So, there's this man...

No, not today.

Damn it

 

[strangebrew]

so did you hook up with him or what

 

[Taps]

I guess we know where pOink moved to...

 

[spin721]

Oops...

Did my Dad get out again? I told that bastard to take his medication on time everyday...sorry about that.

 

[TheProject]

Sounds like the guy that walks down my street talking to his radio.

I pay him no mind.

 

[from zero]

Why did you have to go and call me scary. What the hell ...

 

[ZKaudio]

find his baseball

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Too bad you live all the way on the other side of the island. This is the perfect opportunity for me to play hero



Be careful and lock your doors/windows.

 

[AAP]

you people will think it is funny now, but once he gets his hands on a gun, it won't be a laughing matter.

 

[jerkbox]

there used to be a guy who would walk by my house every day...probably several times a day. got off at the bus stop in front of my place. anyway, he would constantly yell and curse to himself...always saying things about "her"...

 

[ajtomasi]

there's this "girl" that lives down my street and she's really big and fat and retarded. no i'm serious she's retarded. and as big as a house.

she plays with the nieghborhood kids, but she's like 30

and she grunts and shit so loud i can hear all the way over here.

 

[presguy]

so, there was this broad................

 

[Ffactor]

you people will think it is funny now, but once he gets his hands on a gun, it won't be a laughing matter.

Man you just love to kill a party don't ya!

 

[WODIN]

that lives down the street.

He's delusional.

I hear all this screaming and yelling outside - so I take a slow drive around the 'hood to see what's going on.

So this man, he's outside his house screaming and yelling into the air to the imaginary people to stop harassing, following and cursing at him.


Meanwhile, every other word out of his mouth is F**K.


Very Scary.

I'm trying new meds...stop by for coffee sometime.

 

[from zero]

When I was in college (Art school in Philly), at lunch, there would always be this dude screaming into a pay phone. For hours at a time. Yelling about the government and such. I pass by the same phone sometimes, but I never see him anymore.

Then there was this older dude always yelling "You need Jesus!" I thought maybe it was curling, but I think curling's in his late 30s. This dude was like 70.

Weird ass people in this city.

 

[gotmilk]

that lives down the street.
He's delusional.
I hear all this screaming and yelling outside - so I take a slow drive around the 'hood to see what's going on.
So this man, he's outside his house screaming and yelling into the air to the imaginary people to stop harassing, following and cursing at him.
Meanwhile, every other word out of his mouth is F**K.
Very Scary.

There's this lady....some call her Aunt Shirley....I call her Aunt Squirelly..

She obliterated the front wall of a convenience store once...with her car..

Spent a few months on the 6th floor of a mental ward..

Killed gramps by telling him not to take his medicine....he keeled over in his driveway two weeks later.

Maybe you can offer this guy a long-distance hook-up and we can take out two whackos at once?