So the BM is finally moving

[Grumpy Old Man]

She got her new BM emo oil office today, she hired this guy to mover her from across the parking lot to the new office, she worked him to death!

She made him put stuff on the top shelf and just laughed.

 

[Bikini Mod]

DEWD!!! The last thing I need is the labor board breathing down my neck for working that poor guy into the ground.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Big girl clothes?

Plus he was a little "short" on his hours, mean woman!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh god... don't you have some work to do? ...or something?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

All you need is a pile of people on the phones!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I'm going home. I'm tired and I have a headache.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I'm going home. I'm tired and I have a headache.

Great, I get a heads up defore I even get home......

 

[Bikini Mod]

My new sexetary. Would somebody send this guy the memo to just shave the five hairs off the top of his head already? He's bald.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Great, I get a heads up defore I even get home......

This way you won't feel *let down*.

I'm outta here.

 

[Smurfy]

lmao

 

[chris302001]

lololololol GOMS head looks like a baby chicken

 

[Mr. dB]

Haha, he said BM is moving. I thought this was a thread about Metamucil.

 

[Mr. dB]

Did he lose his shins in the war, like Cotton Hill?

 

[chris302001]

Haha, he said BM is moving. I thought this was a thread about Metamucil.

no poop threads!

 

[stilleto]

big office. you gonna fill up those desks?
also, bmom looks hot.
also, so does your mover...

 

[javaguru]

Did he lose his shins in the war, like Cotton Hill?

pwned by perspective...

 

[PICK3]

Great, I get a heads up defore I even get home......

before

 

[ortiz34]

my new sexetary. Would somebody send this guy the memo to just shave the five hairs off the top of his head already? He's bald.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pwned

 

[Bikini Mod]

big office. you gonna fill up those desks?
also, bmom looks hot.
also, so does your mover...

Yea, the interviews start next week. I'm looking for people to make both outgoing calls and for customer service. I will also need at least one rep to do outside sales to doc's offices, high end salons, tattoo/piercing, health and wellness clinics, etc.

*sigh*

Scary...

But, hey, gotta do something to keep me outta prison. You know what they say about idle hands?! LOL

And Mr DB I thought the exact same thing when I saw the old grump's thread title.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Yea, the interviews start next week. I'm looking for people to make both outgoing calls and for customer service. I will also need at least one rep to do outside sales to doc's offices, high end salons, tattoo/piercing, health and wellness clinics, etc.

*sigh*

Scary...

But, hey, gotta do something to keep me outta prison. You know what they say about idle hands?! LOL

And Mr DB I thought the exact same thing when I saw the old grump's thread title.

B M? Oh that wasn't BIKINIMOM>>>>>><<<<

A shirt dude and BM

 

[Bikini Mod]

Don't you have any pictures that are LESS flattering? oi...

 

[Bikini Mod]

OK... I am going to the gym. Gonna lift AND do some cardio if the spirit moves me.

Baby, do you think you could find a few pics where I look REALLY REALLY old and ugly as opposed to the one above where I "just" look old and ugly?

 

[stilleto]

Yea, the interviews start next week. I'm looking for people to make both outgoing calls and for customer service. I will also need at least one rep to do outside sales to doc's offices, high end salons, tattoo/piercing, health and wellness clinics, etc.

*sigh*

Scary...

But, hey, gotta do something to keep me outta prison. You know what they say about idle hands?! LOL

And Mr DB I thought the exact same thing when I saw the old grump's thread title.

cool.
hit me up with a pm if you need marketing help.

 

[rnch]

My new sexetary. Would somebody send this guy the memo to just shave the five hairs off the top of his head already? He's bald.

is that Kenny Rodgers?

 

[Bikini Mod]

We could have gotten this thing off the ground WEEKS ago were it not for all the personal legal issues we've encountered. But *it seems* that one call and a CD to the township police sargeant will greatly lessen the need for future litigation. I'm not holing my breath but the township police were NOT HAPPY about what we found on some minors' online logs. Just doing my civic duty, but A LOT of parents are going to be in a jackpot. <--- they can thank their kids for it.

Hopefully we can FINALLY get stuff moving ahead and stop being stone-walled for lack of funding.

 

[Bikini Mod]

is that Kenny Rodgers?

Doesn't Kenny Rogers have hair?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Doesn't Kenny Rogers have hair?

I have hair!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

We could have gotten this thing off the ground WEEKS ago were it not for all the personal legal issues we've encountered. But *it seems* that one call and a CD to the township police sargeant will greatly lessen the need for future litigation. I'm not holing my breath but the township police were NOT HAPPY about what we found on some minors' online logs. Just doing my civic duty, but A LOT of parents are going to be in a jackpot. <--- they can thank their kids for it.

Hopefully we can FINALLY get stuff moving ahead and stop being stone-walled for lack of funding.

What does that have to do with emo oil?

 

[ortiz34]

your secretary is hawt

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

your secretary is hawt

I know, you should see me in the red mini and fishnets

 

[pdaddyII]

Don't forget to flush!

 

[binö]

My new sexetary. Would somebody send this guy the memo to just shave the five hairs off the top of his head already? He's bald.

somewhere in the darkness
the gambler he broke even
if you gonna play the game boy
you gotta learn to play it right

 

[myway]

somewhere in the darkness
the gambler he broke even
if you gonna play the game boy
you gotta learn to play it right

Lol. Good song, bad joke.
Thread of the week right here.

 

[Bikini Mod]

What does that have to do with emo oil?

Just expressing my frustration for this thing having to be put off so long due to money having to be diverted for such utter bullshit.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I HAD hair!

Fixed

 

[nangiggles]

So.... you gonna sel me some emu oil now?

 

[rnch]

Don't forget to flush!

ba-WOOOOOOOSSHHHHHH!

 

[Scotsman]

Don't you have any pictures that are LESS flattering? oi...

I think this is definitely one of those "Be careful what you wish for" types of questions.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Bikini Mod]

I think this is definitely one of those "Be careful what you wish for" types of questions.

Cheers,
Scotsman

My husband has a knack for posting THE LEAST FLATTERING PHOTOS EVER... consistently for 3 years now.

I know he loves me and all, but a bad photo is a bad photo. I don't need to be reminded that I am getting old. My mirror works just fine, thankuverymuch. LOL

Nan... as soon as I get the product I will be only too happy to send you some.

 

[Mr. dB]

So.... you gonna sel me some emu oil now?

That should keep your bowels moving nicely.

 

[Scotsman]

That should keep your bowels moving nicely.

So you've reached the age where all you do is talk about body functions?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Bikini Mod]

That should keep your bowels moving nicely.

Actually if you take too much of the stuff... yea that may very well happen. LOL

 

[Mr. dB]

So you've reached the age where all you do is talk about body functions?

No, that would be the Old Grump, and his thread title.

 

[Bikini Mod]

No, that would be the Old Grump, and his thread title.

I am not resonsible for my husband's thread titles.

just sayin

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

No, that would be the Old Grump, and his thread title.

Keep you mind off of bodily functions, then the thread title is clear. At least I never think about anything but BIKINIMOM...


Besides today she has palm trees on her head. Talk about my hair huh...

 

[Bikini Mod]

Keep you mind off of bodily functions, then the thread title is clear. At least I never think about anything but BIKINIMOM...


Besides today she has palm trees on her head. Talk about my hair huh...

My hair = the awesome.

Your hair = in dire need of sweeney todd.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

My hair = the awesome.

Your hair = in dire need of sweeney todd.

Wasan't he the one that cut peoples throats and dropped them from the chair down to the basement????

 

[Bikini Mod]

Wasan't he the one that cut peoples throats and dropped them from the chair down to the basement????

"close shave"?

 

[nangiggles]

My husband has a knack for posting THE LEAST FLATTERING PHOTOS EVER... consistently for 3 years now.

I know he loves me and all, but a bad photo is a bad photo. I don't need to be reminded that I am getting old. My mirror works just fine, thankuverymuch. LOL

Nan... as soon as I get the product I will be only too happy to send you some.

YaY! I've been wanting to try some but the stuff I find online looks weird... I'll let a Pro advise me ^_^

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

YaY! I've been wanting to try some but the stuff I find online looks weird... I'll let a Pro advise me ^_^

PM me, we send stuff all the time, the stuff online looks weerd sometimes but we got some good emo oil stuff.

 

[Mr. dB]

Keep you mind off of bodily functions, then the thread title is clear. At least I never think about anything but BIKINIMOM...


Besides today she has palm trees on her head. Talk about my hair huh...

At least she's not going for the Eraserhead look. Yet.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

At least she's not going for the Eraserhead look. Yet.

Nah,

she went to the pool today so she has the pool hair in palm tree formation, the eraserhead look to follow

 

[Bikini Mod]

Nah,

she went to the pool today so she has the pool hair in palm tree formation, the eraserhead look to follow

Old man, you needacheckyoself.