so i went to this party

[Carmen]

and wore this pretty hot outfit. tight black pants, a tight (very) white blouce that laces up the front, and this long pink fitted jacket with silver stud things on it, and high black heels with silbver studs on them. i leave the party and 3 men are leaving the pub at the sametime, heading in the same direction.
so for a few steps, we kinda walked along together but the sidewalk isn't that wide so i was right in the middle of them. it was awkward, but funny so they all said 'HI!" and kinda chuckled.so i said "HI!" and kinda chuckled.
then, the heel of one of my very high heels kinda got caught up in the pants leg or somethng, and next thing i knew i was face down on the sidewalk.
totally down for the count.
i kinda heard them say 'HOLY SHIT' or something like ohmygod! and rush over to help me. so i'm like "i'm ok. just embarrassed."
meanwhile, my knee and hand is throbbing and i have NO clue how i got from upright to myhaving face on the pavement.
then i realized. i only had one shoe on.
they are trying to see if i'm ok and i'm just kinda worried about my shoe and getting out of there.
they found my shoe and i'm home. but my knee hurts. how did that happen?
please don't tell me to wear knee pads.
i've donethta before and i get wierd comments.
i'm kidding. i never wore knee pads.

 

[UA_Iron]

damn, how many drinks you put down?

I am about to leave to go check out some party. I want to talk to a bunch of hot chicks since I am all hopped up on testosterone, except I keep farting.

Didnt take anyone home with you?

 

[Carmen]

damn, how many drinks you put down?

I am about to leave to go check out some party. I want to talk to a bunch of hot chicks since I am all hopped up on testosterone, except I keep farting.

Didnt take anyone home with you?

NO. i'm alone.
i didn't drink much. maybe some wine and a few martinis.
i didn't eat dinner so maybe thats why, but i can't holdmuch liquior.

 

[Smurfy]

LOL you soiund alot like me

one time i totally got pwned by a pebble in the gym parking lot. thing is, i wasnt intoxicated OR wearing high heels.

 

[UA_Iron]

NO. i'm alone.
i didn't drink much. maybe some wine and a few martinis.
i didn't eat dinner so maybe thats why, but i can't holdmuch liquior.

ima a lightweight too. 6-7 beers at a time is about as much as I ever drink anymore and thats like once a month.

 

[RADAR]

Glad you're alright! Shame on them, I would have taken you home to make sure you were ok!


RADAR

 

[onebigab]

NO. i'm alone.
i didn't drink much. maybe some wine and a few martinis.
i didn't eat dinner so maybe thats why, but i can't holdmuch liquior.

Hey cheap date. Nice

 

[Gambino]

LOL it sounds like you were wasted. LOL it sounds like you were that drink gal who fell on her face

 

[Carmen]

LOL you soiund alot like me

one time i totally got pwned by a pebble in the gym parking lot. thing is, i wasnt intoxicated OR wearing high heels.

lol.\
oh, and my purse went FLYING, my shoe was like in another town, and now my knee is all banged yp and my thumb hurts.
i looked so hot till i did my 3 stooges impression.

 

[Carmen]

Glad you're alright! Shame on them, I would have taken you home to make sure you were ok!


RADAR

mmmmm.

 

[Carmen]

LOL it sounds like you were wasted. LOL it sounds like you were that drink gal who fell on her face

it sounds like i was the drink gal?
i WAS the drink gal that fell on her face. i think i broke something.

 

[season7445]

So you didnt know you only had one high heel shoe on? LOL, sounds like you where a lil tipsy.

Outfit sounds sexy!!!

 

[Carmen]

So you didnt know you only had one high heel shoe on? LOL, sounds like you where a lil tipsy.

Outfit sounds sexy!!!

LOL.. no,i DID start with 2 shoes when i left. one went flying through the air when i fell i guess. i don't know where it landed, buyt one of the guys that had been walking near me (NOT even from the party i was at) went and retrieved it from wherever it went.

 

[Carmen]

i think i broke my thumb. and maybe a toe and my knee.

 

[RADAR]

This thread is screwed up!


RADAR

 

[p0ink]

i'm a medic.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

humour is sexy

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

why to go, Dufus


...get some knee pads and maybe a helmet

 

[plowboy]

i think u blacked out from your intolerance to alcohol, and no im not a medic, but i did stay at a holiday inn last nite.

 

[onebigab]

How are you feeling today?

 

[Gambino]

I bet there was major boob swingage in route to the sidewalk

 

[onebigab]

I bet there was major boob swingage in route to the sidewalk

That's probably how she got a black eye.

 

[Carmen]

That's probably how she got a black eye.

hence, the reason i don't run or jump.

 

[Carmen]

How are you feeling today?

i can't move my thumb, my knee is bruised, my toenail polish is scratch, and i'm craving spinach.
thank you for asking.

 

[Carmen]

why to go, Dufus


...get some knee pads and maybe a helmet

grrrrrr.
thanks for the suggestion. i ride a motorcycle so i'll just wear that helmet. its white so it'll match my outfits.
i do like being called dufus though.

 

[Longhorn85]

I'm glad you're ok.

 

[Carmen]

I'm glad you're ok.

even though i'm not voting for bush?

thanks longhorn.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

grrrrrr.

I'm playin' wid chu...

 

[MrMuscle]

Face down, ass up, thats the way we like to fuck.

 

[Carmen]

I'm playin' wid chu...

i'm down wit dat.

 

[coverguy]

aww shucks ... now i'm going to have to be gentle with you for a while!

 

[annabelletx]

glad you okay sugarplum, but kinda know how you feel. one time last fall some friends and i were on our way into the bar. i love wearing boots with the tall heels and wasn't paying attention to where i was going and stepped of the curb wrong. well i fell and landed on my ribs. i wound up cracking three ribs, yeah that really sucked since when i got to the hospital, my ex bf, a doctor was on call and came running over to see what was wrong. i was so embarassed. never did make it to the bar that night, but the pain pills made me feel a little better.

 

[Dakotah]

at your shoe going to another country

What were you doing crazy lady --i remember when i have fallen in my 8 1/2 in platforms at the club that is extremly embarrassin but the funny thing was that i managed to not spill a single drop of my beverage that i just happened to have gotten refilled two seconds before. morgan coke and patrone tequila ahhhhh what a way to spend the night.