so I sold my engagement ring

[blueta2]

hence the huge solid grenade part u fuckn genius... you're kinda like diggin yourself a shallower hole here lols

Someone help me decipher dummies post; Now a huge solid grenade means she did poop right? I don't speak retard so can't quite get that.

Walk me through this!

 

[TableFun]

I'm up all night to get to get lucky

 

[WoodyO]

Oddly enough, when she first arrived at my house, she asked to use my shitter. I warned he that the one in the hall was a mess and to use the one in my room. She didn't duece it up. She only pissed but she left the door open while I was standing there.

 

[jnevin]

Is it me? Cuz I can USPS it to you in a month.

Still faster than titanium.

 

[jnevin]

ho lee fuk get off woodyo's dik he's not interested in your dusty queefs

This is both a horrible and hilarious visual.

 

[wootoom]

I'm youtubing my suicide

 

[cindylou]

haha wtf is Cosmo radio

Lol its a radio station on sirusxm

cosmo magazine :/

 

[TableFun]

I'm youtubing my suicide

Film it in HD, I wanna see every last deet.

 

[WoodyO]

Some people believe that when you die there is a wonderful light. As bright as the sun but it doesn't hurt to look into it. All the answers to all the questions you want to know are inside that light. And when you walk to it... you become a part of it forever. Now, some people die, but they don't know they're gone.

 

[jnevin]

I'm youtubing my suicide

Ok emo ngr on bb.com