so I sold my engagement ring

[WoodyO]

Yeah
Still want to bang shirl

Sure.

 

[WoodyO]

I'd actually really be interested in a girl who could queef on command.

 

[blueta2]

I'm recently single after 10 years. I think I'm allowed to test the waters a little.

This is not testing the water, this is diving into the deep end head first.

 

[zwhit]

you mean the shallow end head first

 

[zwhit]

suicide

I think woody likes them a lil crazy though

 

[WoodyO]

It's ok, I had it all planned out. If she had died, I would have stuffed her in the trunk of my car, drove out to death valley and left her to the vultures before heading to Vegas for the weekend.

 

[TableFun]

You pick up a girl like that to smash not date...

 

[WoodyO]

You pick up a girl like that to smash not date...

Yup

 

[bigpokey]

no pic?

 

[blueta2]

yeah my ex had a few of those "Smash" ones behind my back. It seems like you need the nice girl as the wife/gf and the mental cases on the side.
That shit will age you fast!