so how do you get a hooker?

[AlwaysOn]

i need more help

i want one of those high class excorts, but you guys said $1000 per night?

fuck that

I want hot and classy but cheaper.

 

[btreflyzgirl]

True but there are tons of women out there you don't have to spend money on to have sex with. Guys who know the game know you never buy a girl more than 1 drink & usually don't buy one at all. But yes I have seen some dudes do some pretty ridiculous spending when it comes to women. & those are the ones who usually don't get them anyways.

money is the root of all evil and vagina is a close second---lol

Yes...and it all just goes to show that there's usually some kind of "hustle" involved where sex and/or money are involved. I don't agree that a "vagina" is a close second. Can we agree that sex itself is a close second? I mean the guests on Jerry Springer are both female and male...

 

[Spartacus]

An "escort" is a more polite way to address a woman that gives pleasure for the exchange of money. I escorted for a short time in my life because I needed financial help and had nobody to help me. No car, No home, No nothing so I did what I had to do to get myself back up on my feet. So, now to answer your question, someone of your mentality probably already looked in the yellow pages for the heading "hooker",didn't you? Why don't you try "escort services" and see what that gets you. And a word to the wise, don't be a rude *&^%$ when you call, we are all human and should be treated with respect no matter what our profession!

so you just skipped the "farm system" of stripping and went pro right away?

 

[Spartacus]

True but there are tons of women out there you don't have to spend money on to have sex with. Guys who know the game know you never buy a girl more than 1 drink & usually don't buy one at all. But yes I have seen some dudes do some pretty ridiculous spending when it comes to women. & those are the ones who usually don't get them anyways.

money is the root of all evil and vagina is a close second---lol

I bartended for a dozen years and tend to side with your sentiment
but I've seen plenty of situations that "worked" becuase of the increase in alcohol consumed
women know PDQ whether they'll sleep with you
if it's a "yes" then consuming alcohol lowers the time horizons for this to happen
back in my college days and well into my 20s it was quite common to find a girl you were attracted to and had a little chemistry with
and just get trashed together and go to either one's place later
it might mean tomorrow before the sex oriented correctly and was memorable
but you could generally tag the pussy for the next 3 days
so
escort=big time expense for one time experience
bar pick-up and/or actual date=more moderate expense and more returns on your investment

 

[needtogetaas]

money.

 

[rudeboyja]

Yes...and it all just goes to show that there's usually some kind of "hustle" involved where sex and/or money are involved. I don't agree that a "vagina" is a close second. Can we agree that sex itself is a close second? I mean the guests on Jerry Springer are both female and male...

What I mean is that you have very powerful men, world leaders, CEO's etc.. That can handle everything except the temptation of women. Hell, Clinton almost gave up the presidency to get oral from a slob. I would bet that most of your clients were married men that were somewhat succcessful. Probably good people who have a weakness for "pussy".

 

[mrhoon]

When I got out of cullinary school in 98, 2 of my friends and I were in a strip club gettin drunk. When we left, I thought (aloud) " Lets get a whore!" They agreed. With a short discussion about where to find one, we jumped in my friends truck and took off. We were driving down a long main road where activities of this nature were rumored to transpire. We see one woman who "appears" to be a lady of the night. We pull over. She comes up to the truck, asks us "what we are lookin for". We ask "What do you do" She says she'll suck us all for $20. Great deal right, she had maybe 3 teeth in her whole mouth, and was all cracked out. We told her we'd think it over. So we were off again. Now, it was a monday night, so not much to choose from, but we happen upon another prospect. We pull over onto a side street, and she comes running over, as I turn to see her coming up the street I see she is a rather rotund woman. I say, "Dude, not a fat one!" She makes her way to the drivers door. Asks whats up. And we decide $20 each for sex would suffice. So I have to climb in the back of the truck and ride there the 5 or 6 miles back to my apt. The whole way I'm rolling around in the back with pop cans, and mcdonalds bags. So we pull up to the 7-11 near my house. My friends go in to buy Jimmies, and I run to my house to hide any valuables. When we are all in my apt, she immediately starts to undress. When she pulls off her skirt and I see her big round ass, and midsection hanging over it, I say "I'm not doin it." She says, "I'm still gettin $60!" One of the guys takes her in my room, the other says "if you're not I'm not" We drop our fourty bucks on the counter and head outside for a smoke. We're outside giggling "he's fuckin a Whore!, Ha Ha" So the the one guy comes out all grins, and says "whos next?" And we start teasin him about fucking a fat whore. He says whatever, I'm leavin now so I don't have to give her a ride, and he heads off towards his car. A minute later, she come tearing out of my apt, half dressed calling after my friend for a ride, he does stop and lets her in.

 

[btreflyzgirl]

What I mean is that you have very powerful men, world leaders, CEO's etc.. That can handle everything except the temptation of women. Hell, Clinton almost gave up the presidency to get oral from a slob. I would bet that most of your clients were married men that were somewhat succcessful. Probably good people who have a weakness for "pussy".

Successful married men...yes but not necessarily with a weakness for "pussy". Most of the men that I came in contact with were older gentlemen who have been married to the same woman for 10+years. Their wives aren't interested in sex anymore and the men want to feel that excitement again and feel wanted. Maybe Hilary wasn't into oral,anal or anything kinky and he wanted some excitement in his sex life????Who knows.