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So George convinced me to bite the big one....

gotmojo

Plat Hero
Platinum
And go Plat......

So what happens now....

Do I get my own theme music....

Isn't confetti supposed to drop on me...

What???
 
He keeps trying to get me to go plat by hooking me up on book deals. The problem is that I bought all the books last time I went plat. As a matter of fact there are a couple of books I've bought twice. I read them twice just to kill the pain! I'm just waiting for one of the plats to give me shit for not being. Let me know if you get the theme music.
 
ur penis just grew an inch in it's flacid state
 
swole said:
ur penis just grew an inch in it's flacid state

Awesome, I new the chicks in the office were diggin' a little more MOJO than usual.....Also I peed on the wall in the restroom, that was new for me too.
 
gotmojo said:
And go Plat......

So what happens now....

Do I get my own theme music....

Isn't confetti supposed to drop on me...

What???
1) you have a chance to become a good bro
2) you can check out all the hawt chicks galleries
3) you can turn all the annoying ads off
4) penis grows an average of 2-3 inches
5) you can use the real deal search now!!!
 
I'm not mad gotmojo. Just disappointed. You know, like when you fuck up. Your dad finds out and says, 'Son I'm just disappointed.'

That's how I feel.
 
eat big said:
I'm not mad gotmojo. Just disappointed. You know, like when you fuck up. Your dad finds out and says, 'Son I'm just disappointed.'

That's how I feel.

DAMN IT!........Now I feel even worse......I know i'll be inconsolable for at least the next 15 minutes or so! :worried:

Then i'll have fun messin' with the PLAT features......JK
 
Going plat changed my entire life. Colors were brighter. The world was more beautiful. It cured my cancer too.

Becoming a mod really made my life different. It's so nice to finally have the tremendous amount of power I've always known I've deserved. I've always been all high and mighty and looked down on everyone else. I mean, I'm amazing on SO many levels. Modship just gave me another reason to feel superior.

Excuse me while I go give myself a round of applause.
 
Raina said:
Going plat changed my entire life. Colors were brighter. The world was more beautiful. It cured my cancer too.

Becoming a mod really made my life different. It's so nice to finally have the tremendous amount of power I've always known I've deserved. I've always been all high and mighty and looked down on everyone else. I mean, I'm amazing on SO many levels. Modship just gave me another reason to feel superior.

Excuse me while I go give myself a round of applause.

LMAO...

Hey, Does this mean I can push people around on the street now!
 
No. You're not a mod. You're just a plat which is 100 steps above being a nonplat but don't even TRY to compare yourself to a mod!

Behold my glory. I know, I'm astounding. Oh my gosh I'm wonderful and smart and hot and humble. I'm going to go lock some threads and make out with my reflection.
 
Raina said:
No. You're not a mod. You're just a plat which is 100 steps above being a nonplat but don't even TRY to compare yourself to a mod!

Behold my glory. I know, I'm astounding. Oh my gosh I'm wonderful and smart and hot and humble. I'm going to go lock some threads and make out with my reflection.

Crap!.....I think my unit just shrunk a lil bit, nope still peeing on the wall....O.K. no pushing, i'll just throw rocks and garbage. :evil:
 
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