So.....Apparently I'm average.

[The Shadow]

SO I'm at work......co-worker mentions that he has been watching 'Average Joe."

...states that he thinks that the guys on there are a little below average in the looks department.


Thenhe states:

"I consider 'average-looking' to be guys like you."



WTF????




about 30 minutes later he is in the hall talking about on of the females engineers and the fact that it is her birthday......


"Oh yeah - Id give her something for her birthday."

another co-worker:

"Really - what would you give her?"


His reply:

"About 7 inches."


MY reply:

"SO....you gonna fuck her twice or what?"



Im still pissed at the average comment though

 

[from zero]

LOL, nice retort bro.

Don't worry about it man. I think you're dreamy.

By the by, can you lock my 2 threads?

 

[Heahy Minister]

SO I'm at work......co-worker mentions that he has been watching 'Average Joe."

...states that he thinks that the guys on there are a little below average in the looks department.


Thenhe states:

"I consider 'average-looking' to be guys like you."



WTF????




about 30 minutes later he is in the hall talking about on of the females engineers and the fact that it is her birthday......


"Oh yeah - Id give her something for her birthday."

another co-worker:

"Really - what would you give her?"


His reply:

"About 7 inches."


MY reply:

"SO....you gonna fuck her twice or what?"



Im still pissed at the average comment though

LOL Take that as a back-handed compliment. Whenever a male puts you down, that really means he feels threatened by you.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

which two?

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: So.....Apparently I'm average.

LOL Take that as a back-handed compliment. Whenever a male puts you down, that really means he feels threatened by you.

Well...I certainly aint threatened by his 7 inches/do her twice comment


LMAO

 

[from zero]

lol

which two?

The one introducing the Elite Society of Bors, and the one saying "Now accepting applications ..."

You can keep the one open that says "No longer accepting ..."

You want in? I had offered a free membership to a mod who could do me this favor.

 

[The Shadow]

DOne...Im in.

 

[from zero]

AWESOME! THANKS MAN!

 

[big4life]

At least you are a snappy dresser.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I could be on that average show. In terms of being average, not in the legal sense.
After that incident in the hot tub I don't think they will let me back into that state for a good 5 years.

 

[Heahy Minister]

Re: Re: Re: So.....Apparently I'm average.

Well...I certainly aint threatened by his 7 inches/do her twice comment


LMAO

LOL!

That was a good comeback btw lol.

Nah man you have no need to feel threatened by that fooligan. Guys like that who put others down (in their subtle ways) and try to make themselves look good ("7 inches" lol) are really very insecure.

If I were you I'd shag up with that particular female engineer he was talking about and show him how "average" you really are! hehe

 

[The Shadow]

At least you are a snappy dresser.

lol


DAMMIT


I do not look like him.....


...although he is better than average I imagine

 

[Bullit]

LOL, nice retort bro.

No it wasnt.

It was a lmae, over-used reply that was obviously used because he was pissed.
If I was the other guy then i woulda been happy as hell to hear him say that cuz then I would know I bugged the shit outta Shadow.

Too little too late.

He wins you lose.

Shadow OWNED by some dude.

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: Re: Re: So.....Apparently I'm average.

LOL!

That was a good comeback btw lol.

Nah man you have no need to feel threatened by that fooligan. Guys like that who put others down (in their subtle ways) and try to make themselves look good ("7 inches" lol) are really very insecure.

If I were you I'd shag up with that particular female engineer he was talking about and show him how "average" you really are! hehe

lol


She will speak to me if we pass in the hall......this is the same chick he asked out about a month ago and hasnt spoken to him since

 

[The Shadow]

Shadow OWNED by some dude.

Speaking of ownage...wasnt that you I saw on the corner of Pump n Chump gargling splooge to make the 25 cent bus fare to see your mother down at the soup kitchen?

 

[Bullit]

Speaking of ownage...wasnt that you I saw on the corner of Pump n Chump gargling splooge to make the 25 cent bus fare to see your mother down at the soup kitchen?

No, you're mistaken.

 

[from zero]

Shadow, if you could, please insert your position of the ESoB into your sig somewhere. Also, one of the threads wasn't locked. It's near the bottom of the page. "Now accepting applications ...."

 

[The Shadow]

No, you're mistaken.

Fantastic retort


lol

 

[Bullit]

Fantastic retort


lol

Oh ... I didnt think one was required.
You asked "wasnt that you... " and I answered your question.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

lots of average people on this thread

 

[velvett]

Corn's a babe.

I don't really see how we can judge people as average - above or below because what makes people attractive to one another has little to do with averages but with what we as individuals find desirable.

 

[from zero]

Corn's a babe.

I don't really see how we can judge people as average - above or below because what makes people attractive to one another has little to do with averages but with what we as individuals find desirable.

Like good looks, for example?

You're hot.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

good retort indeed - nice one

 

[Ffactor]

We need to set a scale from 1-10, 1 being butt ugly and 10 being fantabulous. So for example let's say The Ffactor is a 10 and Coloncowraper is a 1 and OMGWTF a 5. Then below average would be between Colonrectum and OMGWTFILLB! And above average would be between OMGSTUF and THE FFACTOR!

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Re: Re: So.....Apparently I'm average.

LOL Take that as a back-handed compliment. Whenever a male puts you down, that really means he feels threatened by you.

Agreed.I would take with a grain of salt any comments about my looks coming from a member of the male species.

 

[sk*]

That's messed up, sounds insecure and jealous to me.

-sk

 

[The Shadow]

Awwww....shucks

 

[Ffactor]

He might be hitting on you.

 

[velvett]

Like good looks, for example?

You're hot.

I dunno - I've fallen for some real Franksteins in my life.

You know what I look like?

 

[from zero]

I dunno - I've fallen for some real Franksteins in my life.

You know what I look like?

I saw half of you in your ardiblat once.

And everyone always says it. I figured I'd agree.

And don't you fucking talking about Frankenstein like that. He's a good bor.

 

[velvett]

I saw half of you in your ardiblat once.

And everyone always says it. I figured I'd agree.

And don't you fucking talking about Frankenstein like that. He's a good bor.

LOL

Mr. Clean wasn't bad either.

 

[The Shadow]

well.....apparently Im Quasifuckingmodo...

Wanna add to your freak collection?

 

[sk*]

What would happen

if

Frankenstein and Mr. Clean

had a baby?






A bald frankie who likes to clean? Who knows?

-sk

 

[The Ranger]

I think Ms. V looks like Sela Ward and the Shadow like Sly Stallone...neither are average In my book....<wink>

Ranger

 

[from zero]

I was told once I looked like Richard Speck. He was a serial killer in the 60s. WTF?

 

[The Shadow]

I think Ms. V looks like Sela Ward and the Shadow like Sly Stallone...neither are average In my book....<wink>

Ranger

lol

 

[The Ranger]

Laugh but you know it's the truth ya fucker....heh heh heh...Although I still retain the Ms. V nipple shot...<evil wink>

Ranger

 

[big4life]

Ms. V. is a very striking woman with beautiful eyes.


As for corn/the shadow, he's a guy, what do I care.

 

[The Ranger]

Wished I would have said it that way Big....heh heh heh.....Touche'

Ranger

 

[The Shadow]

fuckers.....all fuckers I say!

 

[tiger88]

bictch wants to be fucked hard with 12 inches so fuck her twice and hit in the head with a brick

 

[velvett]

I think Ms. V looks like Sela Ward and the Shadow like Sly Stallone...neither are average In my book....<wink>

Ranger

Huh, wow.

Who knew.

 

[WODIN]

This thread is giving me a chubby.

 

[The Shadow]

lol@Wodin

 

[The Ranger]

This thread is giving me a chubby.

How the hell would you know ya fat fucker...Last time I looked at ya, I told you to diet...you looked at your crotch and said, what color is it now....heh heh heh

Ranger