So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

[Nathan]

That is how you can tell I'm on drugs again. I started with one because let's face it, shaving your legs sounds like a great idea and one that shouldn't demand overly much work when you're stoned. It took me like 25 minutes to finish the right one in the shower and by then I was tired and bleeding really badly so I called it quits. Plus, I was out of hot water and had been for some time I was just starting to realize. Anyways, I thought for sure I'd finish the other leg later but haven't yet. I have to go to the gym tomorrow so I really should get on this. MAybe I'll just wear some nice tight spandex shorts along with some bright pink ear muffs and hope no one notices I'm profoundly weird. Fuck society.

 

[FoxyDiva]

OMG, too funny, does it itch yet?

did you use hot wax on you're bikini area?

 

[hardrock]

Good job Nate! You smoking weed or using script drugs? or better yet both

 

[hardrock]

OMG, too funny, does it itch yet?

did you use hot wax on you're bikini area?

No he went to the Salon and had a brazillian. Not the wax eith. I'm talking about the homo who styles hair there.

 

[alien amp pharm]

LOL nice Nate.


You could always wear pants to work out, no?

 

[rjl296]

nathan=pretty

 

[Nathan]

OMG, too funny, does it itch yet?

did you use hot wax on you're bikini area?

No, I'm lazy and buying hot wax and then learning how to use sounds like an awful lot of work. It itches a bit. MAinly the parts where I gauged myself though. I lost a fair bit of blood, and by that I mean I was terrified but any other person would have been all, "I crap on the chest of any wound I incur."

Hardcock - I just wanted to point out that play on your name just came to me though I'm sure many others have thought of it but were too afraid of being called homos to use it. While petrified of homosexuality, I can't even remember what in the hell I Was talking about so I'm just gonna call it quits here.


Oh yeah, just weed for now. Somebody may have put some demerols and some valium in my closet by mistake but it wasn't me, that much is for sure. Are you sure you aren't a cop?

 

[FoxyDiva]

No he went to the Salon and had a brazillian. Not the wax eith. I'm talking about the homo who styles hair there.

gay men do cut the best hair, Im sure Jacquese treats you like a princess

 

[Nathan]

nathan=pretty

Like you wouldn't believe.

 

[PatsFan34]

Did you try shaving you balls with a razor yet, it's good fucking shit dude!!!