Smurfy's so fat

[GUARDIAN]

She is so fat the only thing stopping her from the gym is the door.

 

[PICK3]

Smurf is so fat I ran into her with my car, and she asked "why didn't you drive around"?

I told her, "I didn't think I had enough gas"

 

[KillahBee]

Smurf is so fat I ran into her with my car, and she asked "why didn't you drive around"?

I told her, "I didn't think I had enough gas"

I thought the :fag: Yaris was great on gas

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

when she jumped out side she got stuck

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Smurf is so fat I ran into her with my car, and she asked "why didn't you drive around"?

I told her, "I didn't think I had enough gas"

I feel a little dumber after reading this.