Smurfy's so fat

[bw1]

Her nickname is "DAMN"

 

[Smurfy]

fuck i wasnt always fat
i used to be hot!
but then i got married and cut my hair short and getting fat was just the next step!

 

[bw1]

She went to the movies and sat next to everyone

 

[bw1]

When you get on top of her your ears pop!

 

[bw1]

When she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

 

[bw1]

When she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

 

[bw1]

When she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

 

[jack sparrow]

Smurfy's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

 

[bw1]

Every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

 

[bw1]

When she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.