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Smurfy and Robert Jan...

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Smurfy said:
i did my internship at the local State Mental Health Center on the men's floor. believe me, i could tell yousome stories.

Robert Jan said:
My mother worked in the "Untreatable" ward for a while she told me some interesting stories...
 
My wife's cousine's ex-husband use to be an orderly in a mental hospital for kids and did he have some wild stories.
 
WODIN said:
My wife's cousine's ex-husband use to be an orderly in a mental hospital for kids and did he have some wild stories.

dude I am gonna post up a thread about people like you....
 
bump for the punkasses!
 
A guy I use to work with worked security for a psych ward in a prison. He couldn't understand why they gave him so many changes of uniforms, until he started training. They explained that the inmates would throw urine and feces on the staff if you were not careful.

He told stories about how one guy would cover himself in feces and they would have to drag him to the showers to clean him off.

There is now way I could do that job. :sick: :(
 
"Dr Rush" paging "Dr Rush"
 
big4life said:
He told stories about how one guy would cover himself in feces and they would have to drag him to the showers to clean him off.

gross

more stories please!
 
Becoming said:
Post up people!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smurfy
i did my internship at the local State Mental Health Center on the men's floor. believe me, i could tell yousome stories.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert Jan
My mother worked in the "Untreatable" ward for a while she told me some interesting stories...
Wait a second, Smurfy is Robert Jan's mom?
 
Did you ever watch that movie Disorderlies with the Fatboys? That was hillarious, I bet they could tell some stories.
 
ok , quick story, but i have more LOL

Im a 21 year old college intern and Im working on the 2nd floor of the men's ward of the State Mental Hospital. These men are like homeless, all have criminal records (some were attempted murderers, rapists, etc) and most probably also drug addicts/alcoholics. Needless to say I could not walk down the hall alone without another staff member for fear of being molested or attacked or just simply harrassed (i,e, "what's your name" "where do you live" etc).

This one guy (convicted rapist and lifelong history of psychiatric hospitalizations) well he was trying to get a grounds pass where he would be allowed to leave the ward and go outside supervised for some period of time during the say (usually an hour or two). If he could go a whole 5 days without exposing himself or urinating in the hallway, he could get this pass. Well he was on day 4 of doing well and getting close to being awarded his pass. Well, he's at one end of the hallway and Im on the other end near the "day room". I look down the hall and i see this shit eating grin on his face and i notice his hand in his pants yanking at his unit. I yell at him not to take it out. And yet he keeps grinning and out comes the Johnson. I proceed to yell "That's it! There goes your pass!! Now put that back in your pants right now!!"
 
I remember being on vacation in mexico with my casette playing walkman and my detachable portable non-power speakers and my fat boys tape yes....
 
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Post up people!

Apparently Jan's mother and Smurfy have been talking about me behind my back!
 
Smurfy said:

LOL thanks smurfy, that was pretty funny... it makes you wonder about some of the more serious weirdos tho... can they ever be "normal" enough to be release? I wouldn't trust em...

was that the one there on harlem by 80?

post up some more when you have time...
 
Smurfy said:
yeah 183rd street and Harlem. I live right down Harlem from there.....

Ill post up more stories later

lol so did I right off 173rd.... we used to always drive by and see the signs "Don't pick up hitchhikers" right out by there...

lol that place looks all crazy from the outside...
 
There were people who would manically put any given object up their rectum and others who would rub their own faeces all over themselves.

There are also ones that are sad, rather than sick or crazy, but are still not suitable for freedom. Some were intelligent, but had gotten into a downward spiral of apathy and frustration caused by the problems in the world. They hear about hunger or disease or war in the world and can't stop thinking about it at all, can't "separate' that world from our world. Sad part is of course that this actually makes sense. Some places there is no TV, the staff can't sleep at night when the patients saw the news...

Then there's all sorts of looney shit, like 40 year old men playing with two little magnets for hours straight.

A psychiatrist once told me that if you can think it up, some person did it. Probably true and then some.
 
Robert Jan said:
There were people who would manically put any given object up their rectum.

So perkele was in there?

My buddy rotated through a ward in medical school and he said that some of them make so much sense (cause they are only off like a little bit in some ways) if you spend too much time talking to them, you start to think you might be crazy too... lol
 
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