ok , quick story, but i have more LOL
Im a 21 year old college intern and Im working on the 2nd floor of the men's ward of the State Mental Hospital. These men are like homeless, all have criminal records (some were attempted murderers, rapists, etc) and most probably also drug addicts/alcoholics. Needless to say I could not walk down the hall alone without another staff member for fear of being molested or attacked or just simply harrassed (i,e, "what's your name" "where do you live" etc).
This one guy (convicted rapist and lifelong history of psychiatric hospitalizations) well he was trying to get a grounds pass where he would be allowed to leave the ward and go outside supervised for some period of time during the say (usually an hour or two). If he could go a whole 5 days without exposing himself or urinating in the hallway, he could get this pass. Well he was on day 4 of doing well and getting close to being awarded his pass. Well, he's at one end of the hallway and Im on the other end near the "day room". I look down the hall and i see this shit eating grin on his face and i notice his hand in his pants yanking at his unit. I yell at him not to take it out. And yet he keeps grinning and out comes the Johnson. I proceed to yell "That's it! There goes your pass!! Now put that back in your pants right now!!"