smurfilleto

[binö]

you haven't been getting much attention around here
other than kb buzzing around your crotch like a fruit fly, you've been neglected.
so i'm gonna ask some questions, and i want some real good answers.

1. How many miles of online juicer cack did you have to wade thru before you landed lumburglar?
2. What base did tiger88 get to? i heard he rounded third but got called out sliding into home.
3. Do you think your ef sponsored relationship is different than all the others that have ended in flames?
4. Did you really smoke 'ports? most of the gals i've known who did blaze menthols did so cause they were trying to be black, i called them newport honeys. wigger broads...was that you?

 

[Smurfy]

you haven't been getting much attention around here
other than kb buzzing around your crotch like a fruit fly, you've been neglected.
so i'm gonna ask some questions, and i want some real good answers.

1. How many miles of online juicer cack did you have to wade thru before you landed lumburglar?
2. What base did tiger88 get to? i heard he rounded third but got called out sliding into home.
3. Do you think your ef sponsored relationship is different than all the others that have ended in flames?
4. Did you really smoke 'ports? most of the gals i've known who did blaze menthols did so cause they were trying to be black, i called them newport honeys. wigger broads...was that you?

1. 890
2. grand slam baby
3. its different so far
4. Virginia Slim menthol lights but before that other menthols I have smoked: Salems, Salem lights & 100's, Benson & Hedges light 100's, Marlboro light menthol (I actually rememeber when these first came out), Misty light menthol 100's, Newport 100's and Newport light 100's, pretty much every menthol on the market

 

[binö]

what about kools, have you ever torched a kool?

 

[Smurfy]

what about kools, have you ever torched a kool?

oh yeah, Kool milds, I forgot about those. My uncle has been toking Kool milds since I was in diapers. I recall bumming a few smokes from him from time to time

 

[Smurfy]

can i change my name to Smurfilleto? I kinda like that

 

[KillahBee]

classic smurf chokin back heaters

I want her to ash on my scrote

 

[Smurfy]

classic smurf chokin back heaters

I want her to ash on my scrote

the proper terminology is CHOKIN DOWN HEATERS

 

[needtogetarmy]

I don't know if I should be excited or nauseated after reading this thread....

 

[binö]

can i change my name to Smurfilleto? I kinda like that

proly should have spelled it smurfalleto
next time

 

[gonelifting]

'Smurfilleto' is when smurfy and stilleto have sex.




which is quite often, I hear.

 

[binö]

damn GL's been spitting smurfy game since 03.
smurf you proly coulda landed some gl back in the day.
but since he never shows his face, he could be fugly proly better you got with lumburglar

 

[Smurfy]

damn GL's been spitting smurfy game since 03.
smurf you proly coulda landed some gl back in the day.
but since he never shows his face, he could be fugly proly better you got with lumburglar

GL was America's Top Model in the Philly Bar scene circa 1987

 

[stilleto]

can i change my name to Smurfilleto? I kinda like that

that would be hot.

 

[stilleto]

'Smurfilleto' is when smurfy and stilleto have sex.




which is quite often, I hear.

we did that yesterday.

 

[Smurfy]

we did that yesterday.

and a little bit this morning too.

 

[stilleto]

and a little bit this morning too.

lol
i predict more later.

 

[WODIN]

Lesbian porn sells big time. Ladies...wanna make a mint?

 

[MichaelScott]

in

 

[Y_lifter]

I like Smurfellatio

 

[biteme]

Smurfy is hot and her husband is a cool dude too... ps. I'm not an ass kisser.

 

[digimon7068]

you haven't been getting much attention around here
other than kb buzzing around your crotch like a fruit fly, you've been neglected.
so i'm gonna ask some questions, and i want some real good answers.

1. How many miles of online juicer cack did you have to wade thru before you landed lumburglar?
2. What base did tiger88 get to? i heard he rounded third but got called out sliding into home.
3. Do you think your ef sponsored relationship is different than all the others that have ended in flames?
4. Did you really smoke 'ports? most of the gals i've known who did blaze menthols did so cause they were trying to be black, i called them newport honeys. wigger broads...was that you?

it wasn't the slide so much as the fact that he didn't go head first. . .

 

[Smurfy]

I like Smurfellatio

lol good one