Smuggling thru airport customs? Help!!!

[trenbolone31]

I need some help, I'm going to go through customs with some gear. How should I hide it? I will be coming with gear from the US and the country where I will possibly be checked is Germany.

My "gear" will consist of tabs, ampoules and jugs.

Should I put the stuff in my suitcase or my carry-on luggage? I was thinking of putting the liquid stuff in a suitcase, maybe puttin amps between clothes and pills in an Aspirin and vitamin containers and sealing the containers with glue so that they look unopened. How about putting the amps in a protein jug and sealing the lid with glue?

Please don't tell me to open the amps and pour them in a shampoo or other bottle, yes it will help, but I also have MANY amps of HCG that can't be opened, so anyway I have to keep some of the amps sealed!

Please let know what you think. Private msg or email is also ok.

-Trenbolone31 (this addy is a temporary account just for making these smuggling questions, I'm not a newbie...)

 

[bbigman2000]

Fed ex or mail it home mate, far better than getting caught red handed.

 

[lincoln]

No one pours anything into shampoo bottles, you open the shampoo and PLACE, not pour the amps in the bottle, this way when you get home you can wash them off and they will be fine.

 

[Jeff_rys]

as BBigman says, send it with Fed Ex

but if you must take it with you, i would put it in the suitcase.
Last year i went to Cuba and took gear with me, needles and syringes in my hand luggage.
Someone i know working on the airport told me it is best to put it in your suitcase, but i wouldn't listen.
So in Cuba, they searched the hand luggage, but didn't find it (they didn't open the little bag inside).

Also when you put everything against the locker (don't know the right name) in the center, that part is the most difficult to scan. (Now this from a police working in the airport).

 

[Widi]

You can put it in your luggage or your handheld. If they gonna search meticulously, they can find it everywhere no matter what you do or where you hide it. You just need luck. You maybe get the stuff trough, you maybe not. As simple as that. I've done it and have been lucky.

Its like ordering by mail. It may comes through... or it may get confiscated by customs. It's just luck

 

[chiefwiggum]

Well officer, first u alert the airport security force, call in the swat team and then the airforce. Don't even hide the gear, put it in a basketball and bounce it through customs, they won't suspect a thing. And by the way sir, instead of trying to nab the guy with 10 amps of deca in his pants, don't you think your law enforcement time is better spent elsewhere.

wiggum

 

[trenbolone31]

"Also when you put everything against the locker (don't know the right name) in the center, that part is the most difficult to scan. (Now this from a police working in the airport)."

You mean if the suitcase is standing on the ground, I should put the gear on the top, where the carrying handle is?

And when some of you say that the customs will find gear whenever they want, how about putting amps in a candy box, then reseal the box with glue and plastic foil? I am 99% sure that no customs officer will open a package, especially a candy box, if it looks unopened...? If the amps are small and I take all the candy out, I could place the amps so that they COULD look like candy in a x-ray machine... maybe...

But anyway I would think that putting orals in a vitamin jar and resealing the jar would look legit enough so that the customs wouldn't open it?

-X

 

[Widi]

Listen my friend IF they really suspect of you, they WILL find what they're looking for. They are even capable to put a rubber glove on and tell you to turn around!

Once customs got suspect of a friend of mine and they even squezed out his toothpaste! Fortunately he had nothing with him. But they literally tore apart every package he was carrying even the wraped gifts.

 

[animal B]

on you!!!!!!..never in your bags

 

[Tigerparks]

You could always do a "Midnight Express" and strap the gear to your chest.
Or, get some condoms, place the gear inside and tie them up and..... swallow. Okay so retrieving them is a little messy. Just wear a good pair of surgical gloves when you next answer that call of nature.
I haven't heard of anyone's intestines being cut open and searched at the customs checkpoint.....yet.

 

[whodaman]

I would send them through the mail.....this way if they get stopped by customs you will most likely get a letter in the mail...and that's it....but I do agree with animal, if you must take them with you, take the amps and tape them around your waist, put them in your pockets, or something.....don't put them in your bags.

 

[Widi]

Or, get some condoms, place the gear inside and tie them up and..... swallow.

We're talking about amps and vials here, not cocaine. I would love to see you swallow some 10 or 20 cc vials.

 

[Tigerparks]

Nevermind swallowing the amps and viles, I'd love to see someone pass them. Then again, maybe not!

 

[Jeff_rys]

Yes, Trenbolone

"You mean if the suitcase is standing on the ground, I should put the gear on the top, where the carrying handle is? "

It seems pistols are always put there, because the difficulty too scan.

But as Widi says, you will need some luck as well.

quote:
"but I do agree with animal, if you must take them with you, take the amps and tape them around your waist, put them in your pockets, or something.....don't put them in your bags."

no, don't do that. As said in Cuba they didn't find it, but where damn close. However they searched all over my body with a scan and with their hands. (Whiched it was a girl, but no it was a man. Why do gay people always get the fun?)

 

[winstrol69]

A "friend" of mine crossed the airport in San Diego by just putting the amps in his cargo pants.