Smuggling Ideas?? Lol

[Razorguns]

Bury them in America! Then you can stuff the corpse full of all kinds of steriods! A corpses ass feels no pain! Customs wont search him!

Customs gets corpses from the same select # of companies that perfom this service. If some Joe Blow 20-someting shows up with a "corpse" -- it'll set off red sirens everywhere.

Customs people are not that stupid. Always remember that. Don't think creatively, but also think from the other side as well.

Like I said -- unless you have a fail-safe way of doing it, and done all your research, and adequately considered the probabilities and likelihoods of ALL scenarios -- don't do it.

It ain't worth it.

 

[StereOMaN]

Customs gets corpses from the same select # of companies that perfom this service. If some Joe Blow 20-someting shows up with a "corpse" -- it'll set off red sirens everywhere.

Customs people are not that stupid. Always remember that. Don't think creatively, but also think from the other side as well.

Like I said -- unless you have a fail-safe way of doing it, and done all your research, and adequately considered the probabilities and likelihoods of ALL scenarios -- don't do it.

It ain't worth it.

I wasn't really going to steal a corpse and stuff gear in its ass that I planned on useing.

 

[riverrock]

where and how did you put those 200 amps on your way back from egypt? the risk of trafficking illigal sustances is enough to put you in the slammer

Well, that was the funny thing. I brought them from Egypt, then in through Isreal and then onto Britain. The bright spark who told me that it was a good idea to stick them into a few shampoo bottles because the x-ray machine wouldn't see them - got it completely wrong!! They fucking showed up!

Well, the Israelis asked me "What are these for"? So I told them that I was a bodybuilder, bought them legally in an Egyptian pharmacy, and needed them for training. I also bullshitted them that the only reason they were in shampoo bottles was because I was worried they would break off each other otherwise! They were actually fine about it...and gave me my amps back!!!

The thing is, I'm a school teacher and live in a small city. I could see the heading in The local Rag the following morning "Local Schoolteacher arrested on suspicion of drug smuggling". Next time, I'll save myself the bother and send them back with a legal prescription of the pharmacy by DHL!

 

[satchboogie]

i assure everybody dude DID NOT smuggle large amount of gear from egypt!
muslim countries are SO red flagged it aint even funny..

 

[riverrock]

i assure everybody dude DID NOT smuggle large amount of gear from egypt!
muslim countries are SO red flagged it aint even funny..

Trust me mate, its in a press in my room as we speak!

 

[The Terminator]

i assure everybody dude DID NOT smuggle large amount of gear from egypt!
muslim countries are SO red flagged it aint even funny..

"LARGE" amount to you, and "large" amount to him are probably two TOTALLY different ideas

 

[riverrock]

"LARGE" amount to you, and "large" amount to him are probably two TOTALLY different ideas

12 months supply, you have to be happy with that! Now, where to for my next holiday.........

 

[The Terminator]

12 months supply, you have to be happy with that! Now, where to for my next holiday.........

Even that is still vague...

12 month supply for one guy who does 1500 mg of Sust a week (52 weeks a year), 2000 Dbol tabs, 500 Anadrols, 600 mg Deca a week (for 52 weeks), OR a guy who does 2 8 week cycles a year at 500 mg test a week and 400 EQ per week?
(Do you see where I am going with this?)

 

[riverrock]

Even that is still vague...

12 month supply for one guy who does 1500 mg of Sust a week (52 weeks a year), 2000 Dbol tabs, 500 Anadrols, 600 mg Deca a week (for 52 weeks), OR a guy who does 2 8 week cycles a year at 500 mg test a week and 400 EQ per week?
(Do you see where I am going with this?)

Holy Shit, who is behind "The Terminator" username - Jay Cutler!!!

 

[Zyglamail]

Why on earth would you wont to discuss this on a forum that is undoubtedly monitored by the feds?????